URGENT - ATTENTION ALL COLUMBUS, OH AREA DUers

[Obamarama]

Bush has apparently escaped and is wandering free in your area:

Police in Columbus, Ohio, are on the lookout for an escaped pet monkey.Officers are combing the woods and leaving out food, trying to catch the 3-foot tall monkey named "Buddy."

Buddy escaped from his cage on Monday. He has already bitten one person.

http://www.wpxi.com/news/4722743/detail.html

He was last spotted headed for the Upper Arlington Public Library to support the Christo-fascists who want to curtail citizens' constitutional rights to read what they damned well please..."

If you spot "Buddy", who is also known to go by his given name, George Walker Bush, you are urged to call the White House so he can be returned to his handlers Dick Cheney and KKKarl Rove..."