I have GOPisEvil held hostage (yvr girl)

[GOPisEvil]

VelmaD and I have him tied up. What should we do with him.

[Mutley]

1. Tickle him until he pees himself.

[GOPisEvil]

2. I'm not good with icky

I really don't want to have to clean that up. Should I get him depends first?

[Mutley]

6. Nah. That would defeat the purpose.

Make him clean it up himself when you release him.

[matcom]

3. he BETTER be watching Tiger run away with The Open

:grr:

[GOPisEvil]

5. Is he supposed to watch the sky?

There is not TV. Please give us a play-by-play in a Peter Alliss style.

[matcom]

7. DUDE!

Tiger SHOULD be up by 7 or 8 (missed 3 REALLY short putts)

he is currently up by 4 though. has driven one par 4 green already (bound to hit at least 2 more)

Monty and Jose are struggling (hovering around even).

not too much wind today and Tiger is dead straight so far

*i whispered all that of course*

[GOPisEvil]

8. Now do it in the style of Johnny Miller

[matcom]

9. i can't

not with REO Speedwagon's greatest hits playing in the background.

i'll try that right before Poison cycles through k?

[GOPisEvil]

10. What drugs WERE you doing last night?

Have you come clean to Mrs.Matcom? What's my silence worth to you?

[matcom]

11. she was here with me

as is evident by the copius amount of Country now on my hard-drive :eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

15. Can you sing me a song about

how your wife left you and your dog up and died?

[matcom]

17. you really want a song about THIS?

[GOPisEvil]

20. You can dedicate it to Will Pitt

He loves your dog so much.

[sundog]

4. hehe... sounds fun

lucky guy :P

[GOPisEvil]

12. Not as much fun as you'd think

We both have headaches - and we're a bit MEAN.

[sundog]

23. are you testing your

bvrness? :o

[GOPisEvil]

24. I was less than bver last night

I am stone cold bver right now.

[GalleryGod]

13. Throw him overboard. See if he floats

Just kiddin', Dave!:evilgrin:

Have fun, Today, you wacky,zany, coo-coo, DUers:spray:

[matcom]

14. HE'S A WITCH!

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

18. Or he's made of wood

Is there another test we can do?

[GalleryGod]

19. See How Many Butterscotch Krimpets He Can Fit in his Mouth

at once !???:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

22. We'll lhave to take the ball-gag out of his mouth first

:evilgrin:

(This post brought to you by VelmaD)

[progmom]

16. are you posting drunkel?

i only want to talk to you if you are posting drunkel.

[GOPisEvil]

21. i coudls pret enxcd for youuo

mi hair stiojll smellskl likee smokee if thn at countts fo enything

[progmom]

27. i had a dream last night that you phoned me

weird, eh? :shrug:

[bettyellen]

25. make him taste everything in the mini bar, a sorta mini 9I/2 weeks...

here, take my blindfold
:popcorn:

[GOPisEvil]

28. No mini bar, sorry.

There is a bottle of Jack in the cupboard though.

:P

[bettyellen]

29. well, high tail it over to the seven-eleven

don't worry, it's okay to leave him tied up and gagged while you're shopping. housekeeping won't blink an eye. :D

[GOPisEvil]

30. Well, that was really me.

I've escaped their evil clutches. :P

[bettyellen]

31. ack, they must have tied some lousy knots.

:spank:

[GOPisEvil]

32. They need a lesson.

I think you should offer an instruction video at the least.

[GOPisEvil]

26. Help. Me.

The handcuffs are cutting into my wrists.

[RevolutionaryActs]

33. You just can't not post as other people can you?

Tsk, tsk

[GOPisEvil]

34. She's not ignoring you. She's showering.

:hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. She told you to say that, didn't she?

She IS ignoring me. :cry:





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