Former RNC chairman found frozen in the Alps

[salinen]

Dick Inmymouth, former RNC chairman, who everyone wrote off as dead, was found frozen in a romote part of the Italian Alps. He was last seen in 1987.

Fortunately, he has been revived and is taking liquids. Reporters were on the scene when Dick uttered his first words in nearly 20 years. He was asked if Karl Rove should go to jail for revealing the identity of a covert C.I.A. official.

Dick's responce was "who the hell is Karl Rove"?

A reporter in the back shouted out "he's the top advisor to President George Bush"

Suddenly Dick's face changed, and he sat up strait and bellowed, "Karl is a friend and would never be involved in breaking any laws"

[Straight Shooter]

1. Good one.

Mr. Inmymouth (LOL) is a true party loyalist.

[Wetzelbill]

2. I love dark humor!

That was sick. But I laughed. :)