My copy of 'Harry Potter' had instructions for conjuring up Satan.

[Jara sang]

When I ripped the pages out from the binding of 'Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince' a small ivory talisman popped onto the ground from a hidden "pocket" within the book. When I picked it up and dragged it over the remaining pages it revealed a secret text. It is written in ancient Sumerian, luckily one of the dead languages that I studied in college. Apparently, my copy of 'Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince' when placed on a sacrificial altar at the ancient Mayan city of Copan in Honduras will reveal an inter-dimensional portal through which the armies of Satan will pour through and reign in a demonic new era for humans, that is when they are summoned by the unsuspecting Harry Potter fan. Weird huh? Did your copy have that?

[kick-ass-bob]

1. I was wondering where my son went.

:shrug:

[HeeBGBz]

2. Damn, nobody told me there was a special edition!

That's so unfair!

[El Fuego]

3. Cool!

[Burma Jones]

4. Sounds like Joseph Smith......n/t

[Jara sang]

6. Yeah, but I've got my copy to prove it.

I knew something was up when I noticed the jacket cover was made from human skin.

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

5. Not exactly.

Mine had instructions for conjuring up Stan, and he's been in my apartment ever since Saturday. Bastard's eaten all my food in the fridge and had the last beer and I can't get rid of him!
:crazy:

[Liberal Veteran]

7. It's actually a spell for conjuring up SPAM....

If you follow the instruction, your email inbox will be flooded with SPAM.

[Burma Jones]

8. I Got Santa

and now there's Reindeer shit all over the yard.

[Jara sang]

9. That's OK Santa is one of his minions.

[Lisa]

21. yes, people have been complaining about the typos in other threads

Can really play havoc with a spell, when that happens.

[youthere]

10. So how is Satan these days? n/t

[Jara sang]

11. He's pretty good

He's really excited about man's renewed interest in the Dark arts. He's giddy, you might say.

[youthere]

12. Ah crap...I hate it when he's giddy..

he's a tickler.

[Liberal Veteran]

13. Did he happen to mention he invited his friends....

...Rove and Rumsfeld over to your house for brunch?

[Jara sang]

15. I know for a fact he would never do that.

he would never stoop so low.

[jackelope72]

14. Wait a minute, wait a minute!

If you guys have Satan, then who's the joker in the red tights, devil horns, and pitchfork who's been sharing my bed the past two nights?

[Jara sang]

16. probably a carny

[youthere]

17. ...or a Santorum aide. n/t

[Brewman_Jax]

18. Nothing fell out of my copy

but I didn't get the "special" edition. I want one, too! :cry:

[GreenPartyVoter]

19. Dang, I missed that in mine.

[FuzzySlippers]

20. You studied ancient Sumerian?

Okie-doke. And I invented the internets.

[Jara sang]

22. I did for this thread.

In another thread I have wings and can teleport myself to my secret underground base on the moon.

[rug]

23. Is it signed "Diebold"?

[Jara sang]

24. Close...

"Die Die Diebold!"