Joke

[Modem Butterfly]

Three boys are out in a rowboat on a lake, enjoying a summer afternoon. A speedboat roars past them, hits some chop, and a man is thrown overboard. The boat speeds on like nothing has happened, while the man is flailing about in the water. The boys swing into action, dive into the water and pull the man onto their boat. They perform CPR and get him breathing again. After the man stops choking he says, "Boys, you might not recognize me but I'm President George W. Bush. You've performed a great service to your country today, and as a reward, I want to give you anything that the leader of the free world can. Tell me what you want,"

The boys look at each other for a moment and the first boy says, "Well, Mr. President, I would really like to go to West Point," and W says "Good choice! Consider it done!"

The second boy says, "Well, Mr. President, I'd like a vacation for my family and my girlfriend's family to Disneyworld and Universal Studios in Orlando," and W says "Hey, my brother's governor of Florida, I think we can make that happen!"

The third boy looks kind of sad and says, "All I want, Mr. President, is a plot at Arlington," W looks at the boy quizzically and says, "That's not a problem, but you're so young to be thinking about death. Are you sick, son?" and the boy says, "No sir, but when my dad finds out who I saved he's going to kill me!"

[Left_Winger]

1. ROFLMAO !

:rofl:

[liberal N proud]

3. Double that

:rofl: :rofl:

[William769]

2. Thanks for making my morning.

:)

[Modem Butterfly]

7. Aw shucks.

't'weren't nothing.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. Wow, Modem Butterfly!

You opened my eyes with a laugh! Terrific!

:applause: :applause:

[dhinojosa]

5. LMAO....recommending nt

[Modem Butterfly]

9. Thanks!

I'll be here all week. Try the beef!

[cheeseit]

6. lol....hilarious!

:rofl:

[peekaloo]

8. *snort*

:bounce:

[LaurenG]

10. Too funny nt

[jillan]

11. Ha ha - great joke!

I'll pass that one on!