Blonde in Casino (OH MY)

[ElsewheresDaughter]

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet
twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single
roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much
luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she
stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down
and squealed..."YES! YES! I WON, I WON!

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know -- I thought
you were watching."

MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are
men.

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What lies behind us and what lies before us are
tiny matters compared to what lies within us. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[liberal N proud]

1. Snake Eyes - I'm telling you it was Snake Eyes.

[soothsayer]

2. cute, but it's a craps table, not crap, lol!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

3. oh crap......thanks

[Shell Beau]

4. LMAO!