Catholic Sensation: Is he really a sensation? Or even Catholic?

[name not needed]

:D

[CubsFan1982]

1. He's a Catholic Dull Feeling.

Nowhere near a sensation. :P

[Kathy in Cambridge]

2. Maybe he's a Catholic throbbing feeling

or would that be sacrilegious?

[Catholic Sensation]

7. According to cubsfan my Eucharest brings him to the yard

and he says it's better than God's.

[CubsFan1982]

8. Damn right, it's better than God's.

You could teach me, but then you'd have to charge.

[Catholic Sensation]

3. You're just mad that you ended the night "early"

so to speak. But don't worry, I have great news. CubsFan is pregnant with your baby thanks to saving all that money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

[CubsFan1982]

4. Dude, shut up or Kleeb will find out!

And none of us wants that to happen!

[Catholic Sensation]

5. why would he care, he's carrying mary matalin's baby

not yours, mine, or name not needed's.

[CubsFan1982]

6. Kleeb is such a manwhore.

No wonder he crushes on mostly older Republican chicks.

[name not needed]

9. Be nice to Kleeby-Weeby

He's not quite right, you know.

[CubsFan1982]

10. Not after that sex change operation, he sure isn't.

:P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

11. Anyone who has a crush on name not needed definitely isn't quite right

:evilgrin:

[name not needed]

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[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

13. mwahahahaha

:D Chrissy and KleebyWeeby = smoochfest

[CubsFan1982]

14. Where are they registered?

And do I have to get them a gift? :P

[Catholic Sensation]

15. just a penis enlarger pump

or, more accurately, a penis creator pump for NNN...

[CubsFan1982]

16. How about one of each?

Will that suffice?

[Catholic Sensation]

17. i believe kleeb says God told him to have "two of each penile device"

NNN and Kleeb are starting a male sex toy store called Noah's Burning Bush. The front has a statue of Nebuchednezzar with clay feet, and the store is still a semi-active lion's den.

[CubsFan1982]

19. I wonder how this will affect Kleeb and the baby.

:D

[Catholic Sensation]

22. Kleeb told me he's taking him to the top of some mountain

dunno what's going to happen there

[CubsFan1982]

23. It's a boy?

I imagine it would be for some bizarre circumcision/porn initiation ceremony, knowing Kleeb.

[Catholic Sensation]

24. And God said "take him to the top of the mountain..."

"and show him four snuff films, then you will place the ring on his '11th finger' and he shall be a machine in the bedroom"

is the bible verse NNN has been quoting to me about the whole taking kleeb's baby up to the mountian.

[CubsFan1982]

25. Machine in the bedroom, eh?

So Kleeb's baby is a black private dick?

[Catholic Sensation]

27. he prefers the term "african american detective"

But I heard the baby takes after its father Mary Matalin in terms of bedroom tenacity. I mean do you think Carville looks like that from his age and diet?

[CubsFan1982]

29. That dost true.

Is Kleeb sure that Mary is the father? He may have to go on Maury to find out.

[Catholic Sensation]

30. some people say Ann Coulter is the father of his child

and he's just too ashamed to admit it.

[CubsFan1982]

31. "Mary...You are NOT the father!"

:D

[name not needed]

32. It's true.

He paid me 500 dollars to film it. I'm still having nightmares.

[Catholic Sensation]

34. some people say you took part pro bono though

[name not needed]

26. Hmm. Where'd I put that giant knife...

[Catholic Sensation]

28. next to your scrotum shaped ice cube tray

right above the inflatable mary landrieu doll

[RPM]

18. i had a catholic sensation once

it cost the diocese $25M... :evilgrin:

[Catholic Sensation]

21. I guess they figured you were worth it

I always got 3.24 and a book of hymns... :(

[redqueen]

20. What's this about, then?

:shrug:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

33. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?

:scared:

[name not needed]

35. Lots of things

:7

[CubsFan1982]

36. Apparently that's why he needs the penis creator.

But I really don't know for certain, I'm just going by what Mr. Sensation says. :D

[Catholic Sensation]

38. I'm only conveying what I've seen on the purchase order kleeb

e-mailed me asking if he thinks he bought enough for his store. You wouldn't believe how much disturbingly shaped pastas he ordered.

[CubsFan1982]

39. Oh, I think I would.

That Kleeb is a sick, perverted bastard. :D

[Catholic Sensation]

40. Maggie is actually worse

like i've mentioned in the chat, her ims, her e-mails, the "odd" shaped vases her flowers come in and the cards with vulgarities written in french... one wouldn't expect it from her

[CubsFan1982]

41. Kids these days.

Were we this bad when we were their age? Kleeb and his getting knocked up and Maggie and her dirty...well, everything? Won't someone PLEASE think of the children???

[Catholic Sensation]

42. No, we simply talked and watched wholesome movies

like Back to the Future while sitting on opposite ends of the couch. I don't know how these kids got so disturbing...

[CubsFan1982]

43. And Bible study. Don't forget Bible study.

Good book, that Bible. :D

[Catholic Sensation]

44. of course not

and then the discussion afterwards, and then my mom driving to my apartment to drive the girl back to her place. a good christian date.

[CubsFan1982]

45. We were moral young men.

What the hell happened to us?

[Catholic Sensation]

46. my degeneracy started after talking with maggie

I used to go to Campus Crusade for Christ, and then I met Maggie, and then... well now I'm going to hell with her.

[CubsFan1982]

47. Downfall at the hands of a succubus.

Shame, shame. :P

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

48. HEY

did you just call me a succubus?

why i oughta....

[name not needed]

49. Hmm. Sounds about right.

succubus - (sky-bs) also suc·cu·ba (-b)
n. pl. suc·cu·bus·es or suc·cu·bi (-b, -b) also suc·cu·bae (-b, -b)

1. A female demon supposed to descend upon and have sexual intercourse with a man while he sleeps.
2. An evil spirit; a demon.

:7

please dont kill me

[CubsFan1982]

50. She won't kill you.

She'll just descend upon you and rape you in your sleep. :P

[name not needed]

51. Ok then.

No problem here :spank:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

52. that just proves I'm not a succubus

You would like it too much if I descended upon men to rape them... so obviously I wouldn't do it

[Catholic Sensation]

37. she's just upset

you won't share kleeb with her