You have won a vacation for 2 anywhere you pick in the world...

[LynneSin]

...but you are required to take this man as your companion:


What destination would you choose for your vacatin

[no name no slogan]

1. Miles City, Montana

affectionately known as the "Toilet Bowl of Eastern Montana".

If I gotta hang with that asshat, I at least want the scenery to match.

[Initech]

2. The bottom of the Marianous (sp?) Trench

If I'm going to hang with the lowest human being on the planet, it should be at the lowest point on earth!

[SCDem]

3. Iraq

a small village where children have lost their parents and parents have lost their children and running water is no where and the future is unforseeable. I'd try to help the women and be with the children and watch the scum squirm like the worm he is.

[Kathleen04]

4. France

I think he'd enjoy it. :P

[sundog]

5. fire island

that'll learn him :P

[terrya]

9. LOL

Or West Hollywood. :-)

[sundog]

13. dress him up in some chaps, throw him in a leather bar & lock the door

let em throw the motherfucker in a sling

[ohiosmith]

6. Can I have the cash equivalent?

[LynneSin]

7. I think you would end up owing us money

:shrug:

[caty]

21. Darn!

I was just going to ask if I could take the money instead.;(

[jobycom]

8. My parents' house in Mississippi

When my mom is finished with him, he'll know who he is. And they live on four acres covered in junk cars, refrigerators and other large containers, next to a lake. Did I mention my dad is part Italian?

[Hugin]

10. Hell.

Schadenfreude can be fun.

Besides, according to Fox News they all know me there
already.

[underpants]

11. The ACLU annual convention

and any place that doesn't have falfels on the menu

[progmom]

12. meh - i have traveled with assholes before

i'd still go to italy.

[ET Awful]

14. Mecca.

:evilgrin:

[Liberal Dose]

15. San Francisco - Castro District with a hidden camera or two. n/t

[two gun sid]

16. Fallujah.

[R Hickey]

17. Aruba...two will fly down there, but only one would return.

I'll dine on his liver, but the rest of him will be going into a barrel and buried somewhere in the sands of Aruba.

[SCDem]

19. Hannibal where have you been hiding?

:hide:

[Hugin]

20. Don't forget the condiments...

Some wine and fava beans would also be in order.

[barb162]

18. I'd go to Istanbul and tell him to stay in the room the rest of the trip

[ThreeCatNight]

22. Australia.....

In fact the wife and I are planning on taking a trip down-under before the end of the year. A free trip would save a whole bunch of money.
Is this an offer?????

:)

[LynneSin]

24. It's a trip for 2 and you have to take Bill

your wife would be left at home. Not like you'd let her go anywhere alone with Bill O'Reilly, a loofa and a falafel

[zbdent]

23. Is my ticket round-trip and his one-way?

[LynneSin]

25. Round trip but 2 weeks long

although there is only 1 round trip ticket home :P