fob
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:16 PM
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bush* joke that just hit my e-mail - This is probably the 3rd bush* |
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joke over 5 years. If they start increasing in frequency then I'll take that as a sign the bush*love is wearing off finally!
How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;
2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;
3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;
4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;
5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;
6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;
7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;
8. One to viciously smear #7;
9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;
10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.
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JimmyJazz
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:21 PM
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1. I'm passing this one on! |
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Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 12:23 PM by JimmyJazz
:rofl:
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CaliforniaPeggy
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:26 PM
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2. This is one inspired joke! |
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I could ALMOST see it happening!
:rofl:
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Tue Jul-19-05 01:16 PM
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3. Light Bulb Change Accomplished |
fob
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Tue Jul-19-05 04:23 PM
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4. Past edit time edit - Since I recieved that joke I've gotten 1 email |
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with an invitation to sign John Kerry's petition regarding rove and another bush* joke(but I repeat myself)!
It's moving folks, it's movin'.
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Tue Jul-19-05 08:58 PM
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5. copied, pasted and forwarded by email to a large number of |
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likeminded friends!!!
very very good
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