REVELATION! Jesus Christ was a wizard like Harry Potter!

[dhinojosa]

Of course, how could I be so dumb!?!?

All those spells Jesus had! Lifting the dead, turning water into wine, healing the sick, making bread and fish from empty baskets, are all wizarding spells to straigten out the early Muggles from inbreeding and doing other ghastly things. Plus Jesus didn't die on the cross, he used some sort of magic to make it look like his body was on there!

Before you get all offended, open your mind, it all makes sense!

P.S. I don't think anyone can blame me for not thinking outside the box anymore.

:hi:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

1. Plus, he was a whiz at Quidditch! n/t

[ET Awful]

4. What position did he play? I'm guessing seeker, but he would've made a

great beater considering his performance with the moneychangers at the temple :)

[dhinojosa]

6. Do you suppose he rode a Nimbus 0?

hehe

[Fleshdancer]

2. And they both like red heads!

Ginny and Mary...interesting!

[dhinojosa]

3. Yikes, you are right! nt

[Fleshdancer]

5. AND, dad was a wizard and mom was a muggle and both sort of

disappeared as a kid.

[realms]

7. Oh hell

Its hard to become a messenger but what do we know of him who wore a coat of many colors. Maybe he had clothes from second hand stores? If you claim him as your own, and give your life to him, give all you own away. I hate these pretenders. Many may come but few will enter.