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Tue Jul-19-05 04:46 PM
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the worst movie that could ever be made |
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will star robin williams, jimmy fallon, & adam sandler.
it will be a dramedy.
and denise richards, katie holmes, tara reid, or some other mid-20's flibberdigibbet will play a scientist, psychologist, or lawyer with PhD, meaning she got her doctorate at about age 24.
and it will be immensely popular.
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Tue Jul-19-05 04:48 PM
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1. And she will wear glasses so she looks smart, and really tight suits |
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Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 04:48 PM by Shoeempress
no one could ever sit down in without cutting off all circulation to the lower half of her body.
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Tue Jul-19-05 04:50 PM
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7. And every interior will be made exclusively by silvery metals and glass. |
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And every time the aforementioned female PhD looks at the lead male character, saxophone music will blast with the subtlety of a rhinoceros stampede.
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Tue Jul-19-05 04:49 PM
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Is that anything like a slubberdegullion? :P
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Tue Jul-19-05 04:50 PM
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6. Or a will-o'-the-wisp? |
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Tue Jul-19-05 04:49 PM
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Tue Jul-19-05 04:50 PM
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4. Denise Richards is 34. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 05:10 PM
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16. remember when she was in that Bond movie? |
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wasn't that 10 years ago? she was a scientist. it was absurd.
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Tue Jul-19-05 04:50 PM
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5. It's got to star Kevin Costner as well |
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Tue Jul-19-05 04:51 PM
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8. i think this was already made |
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or coming soon to a theater near you. 2 :thumbsdown: sweet mother of jesus why does hollywood make such crap, and why does the american public lap it up?
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Tue Jul-19-05 04:53 PM
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9. They already made this movie. |
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It's called The Day After Tomorrow.
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Tue Jul-19-05 04:55 PM
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10. it will have an extremely sappy love theme/song which will be.. |
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...played all day and all night on EVERY station until it drives you insane.
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Tue Jul-19-05 04:58 PM
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11. Will it be made by Aerosmith? |
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Like that horrible Armageddon theme song? That song still makes me want to gag every time I hear it.
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Tue Jul-19-05 06:05 PM
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22. Every night in my dreams |
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I see you, I FEEL you... And that is how I know you Go on....
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Tue Jul-19-05 04:59 PM
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12. And it will be a remake of an old TV show |
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...and at least one of them will portray a mentally challenged individual
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Tue Jul-19-05 05:00 PM
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13. It will also "star" that complete talentless and intensely irritating |
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Ben Stiller guy. And Tom Cruise.
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Tue Jul-19-05 05:22 PM
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I find that guy easily more talentless and irritating than Ben Stiller is.
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Tue Jul-19-05 05:06 PM
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14. And it'll have a mixed-breed dog named 'Timmy' |
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Tue Jul-19-05 05:07 PM
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15. Madonna will be in it...playing anything. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 05:15 PM
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17. And it will have a 40-ish to 50-ish actor |
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who will play the leader of the group, who is sort of the crusty, surly guy who whips them all into shape and keeps them in line, and he'll sacrifice himself in the end so that the young whelp square-jawed, chiseled-chested hero can live and be reunited with his love interest, who is also the leader's daughter.
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Tue Jul-19-05 05:22 PM
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I'm on your wavelength, sweetheart. Let's do lunch. I'll have my people call your people. Oh, this is high concept...
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Tue Jul-19-05 05:28 PM
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20. And Jeff Goldblum will flex his acting muscles and go for a real stretch |
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by playing a wry-humored know-it-all scientist type who sees that things are going to go hideously wrong, but can't seem to make anybody else listen to him, until it's too late, and then he has to become the reluctant action hero.
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Tue Jul-19-05 05:53 PM
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21. That'll be a refreshing change |
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I got tired of him playing transgendered alien space monkeys.
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