What the hell is wrong with Kenny Rogers??

[Bleacher Creature]

(no, not the singer)

He yells at a cameraman on his way to turning himself in on charges that he attacked a camerman -- which was on camera!!

I hope his Texas Rangers health plan includes therapy.

[Enraged_Ape]

1. He's got to know when to hold 'em

Know when to fold 'em
Know when to walk away
Know when to run

He shouldn't count his money
When he's sittin' at the table
There'll be time enough for countin'
When the dealin's done...

If my name were Kenny Rogers, I'd change it to that of another country-pop singer more dignified, like Wayne Newton.

[KamaAina]

2. He doesn't know when to hold 'em, or when to fold 'em

There! With that out of the way, have a nice thread.

[Enraged_Ape]

3. Great minds think alike, and at the exact minute

:toast:

[Maestro]

4. As a die hard frustrated Rangers fan

Kenny has lost it. What an idiot!

[MnFats]

5. Ruby took her love to town....

if he could get his gun, he'd put 'er in the ground.

[Enraged_Ape]

7. And Lucille sure picked a fine time to leave him

Four hungry children, a crop, a field, a bankrupt chain of chicken restaurants...and baseball. How can Kenny cope?

[Bleacher Creature]

8. I think I have my answer.

No wonder the guy is nuts. He probably can't leave the house without someone throwing out some cheesy lyric at him.

[Enraged_Ape]

12. You know that's got to be the case

Can you imagine if you grew up with a name like "Roger Miller" or "Ray Stevens"? You'd probably hear "King of the Road" and "The Streak" every day of your life. It would be grounds for suicide, if not overall belligerent behavior.

[MnFats]

10. it wasn't him who started that old crazy asian war...

..but he was proud to go and do his patriotic chore...

[terrya]

6. Gee...poor baby.

Makes millions of dollars a year. And he has to deal with those darned cameramen! God, that's tough. :sarcasm:

Seriously...this guy needs some anger management...or some kind of therapy.

[lpbk2713]

14. The asshole needs to know what it's like to have to work

for a living. He's not in touch with the real world, being a multi-million dollar primadonna.

I used to like Major League Baseball but that ended years ago when they went on strike. Now it looks like they are all assholes like this schmuck.

[Kipepeo]

9. He's had too much milk and jack daniels:

[terrya]

11. My favorite Will Sasso bit on "Mad TV"

LOL :-)

[Enraged_Ape]

13. This Mad TV bit never fails...

to have me laughing my a$$ off. That is just hilarious.

[LaurenG]

15. his face lift is too tight?

:shrug: