I hear drunk people.

[JimmyJazz]

Seriously. I returned a phone call to the dolo/hedges residence and, apparently there is an impromptu gathering of DUers from the Ohio area who are taking pity on one another and consuming alcoholic beverages simultaneously.

Would I lie? :silly:

[Susang]

1. No, I'm sure this is true

Dolo always drunk dials. :D

Too bad she doesn't have my cell phone number, seeing as I'm not at home right now. ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

2. She's so cute! But, having my cell phone passed around the room

to people who will find the details of our conversation a bit on the fuzzy side seems sad, to say the least. :(

[Cathyclysmic]

18. don't worry, when we were not taking to you

we were talking about how cute your little girl is(the floss collection and such) or drinking:hi:

[progmom]

4. I concur

Been drunk-dialed myself. ;)

[FuzzySlippers]

3. Is that bunch ever sober?

:D

[JimmyJazz]

7. Does a bear have lips? Does a chicken shit in the woods?

:P

[bridgit]

5. make it another martooni tarbender

:thumbsup:

[JimmyJazz]

6. Do you want their number? You would fit right in!

:P

[bridgit]

8. wicca, wicca, wicca...

witchy-poo :silly:

[JimmyJazz]

10. Witchy Poo as in "Oranges, Porganges, who said....Oranges, Poranges

who said?"

[bridgit]

12. do you happen to know what rhymes with "orange"????

door hinge :rofl:

[JimmyJazz]

13. I. Love. You.

Even if you are Lord of the Ringdings. :D

[bridgit]

14. it's all about the: wuba, wuba, wuba...

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :patriot: :rofl:

[texas1928]

9. I thought Hedges could not drink for three weeks, or...

was it 3 months?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

11. Well... I talked to hedges and I can't exactly vouch for his sobriety, but

if he is sober, he is the only one. Because from experience, I can tell you that when people say, "I'm drunk," they are REALLY drunk. :)

[johnnie]

15. I'm not drunk

Am I?

[JimmyJazz]

16. Dude. We talked. Yeah. You are.

Now put the others on the phone for breathalyzer verification :D

[asthmaticeog]

17. Yoouur teh BESHT!@

I was reealy nicr talkig too U! *hic*

[JimmyJazz]

20. Speak up! I can't hear you!

WADDJA SAY????

[Beware the Beast Man]

31. HEyHEY, is that you?

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

33. Yuo scho bad!

:spank:

[Jara sang]

19. Simultaneously at the same time?

[Beware the Beast Man]

21. I was sober when I talked to you.

That's just me being me... :blush:

[JimmyJazz]

23. OMG - You have a very sexy voice - it's all smokey and nice....

I think you may have a "certain calling" :D

[progmom]

24. i've never talked to you on the phone

:pout:

[Beware the Beast Man]

25. See above.

I have a velvety, smooth voice.

[progmom]

26. yeah, so that makes me pout more

was that supposed to comfort me?

[Beware the Beast Man]

28. I'll make sure you're lined up for the next drunk dial.

I'm sure we'll be doing this again, being pathetic losers and all. :D

[JimmyJazz]

29. I was just returning a phone call... I had no idea

I was stepping in such poo :D

[JimmyJazz]

27. Yeah. You do.

:D

[elshiva]

22. Burp. hic.

[JimmyJazz]

30. here's one on me:

I love ya, babe :hi:

[elshiva]

32. Reminds me of George Costanza's vomit card idea:

"Next time lunch is on me."
I promise next time I will aim elsewhere, dear JimmyJazz.
:beer: :beer: :beer:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

34. I've been in a Chicago hotel suite with those blokes yet under happy

circumstances - I bet they're similar.:D

[JimmyJazz]

35. And you didn't call me and pass the phone around?

What were you thinking? ...er, drinking? Oh. Nevermind. :silly: