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Wed Jul-20-05 10:21 PM
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Today I saw a lady driving with her left foot outside the window |
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Toenails were painted, but it was still kinda weird. I'd hate to think where her foot would end up if she had an accident.
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Wed Jul-20-05 10:24 PM
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1. wow. that sounded like start of a good joke. |
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Edited on Wed Jul-20-05 10:25 PM by PretzelWarrior
everyone come up with a punchline. ---------------------------------- Today I saw a lady driving with her left foot outside the window...then I heard the song blaring on her radio: "Ya put your LEFT foot in you put your LEFT foot out! You do the hokey pokey and you shake it all about!...." ----------------------------------- (so..you'r saying it would have been WIERDER if her toenails weren't painted?)
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Wed Jul-20-05 10:25 PM
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3. Where did John Kerry take your shoe? |
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Wed Jul-20-05 10:26 PM
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5. he sold it to the Vietcong and then spit on my mommy |
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he's a mean man.
*This advertisement paid for by Not-so-swift fucktards for Bush
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Wed Jul-20-05 10:34 PM
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8. That's not what he told me. But you must be speaking the Truth! |
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Wed Jul-20-05 10:26 PM
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4. Did you hear the one about blond who drove with her left foot outside |
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the window?
She was using it for a turn signal.
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Wed Jul-20-05 10:27 PM
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Wed Jul-20-05 10:24 PM
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2. I saw the same thing last week here in Minneapolis |
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Some guy tooling around on a busy street in a VW bug with the left leg out the window and him leaning back. STUPID
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Wed Jul-20-05 10:27 PM
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7. My uncle (who needs his head examined) once got pulled over |
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for driving with BOTH feet out the window...he had propped up a stake onto the gas pedal...We believe that alcohol and perhaps other stronger things may have eaten his brain!
:rofl:
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Wed Jul-20-05 11:21 PM
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9. How else can she dry her toenail polish? |
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Edited on Thu Jul-21-05 12:02 AM by aint_no_life_nowhere
when she's just finished painting her toenails while driving to work. The tricky move is drying the toenails on that right foot.
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