Win a date with Mrs. Sniffa to an upcoming wedding: Apply here

[LynneSin]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3691999&mesg_id=3691999

Seems the wedding invitation was for Mrs. Sniffa + guest which means she can take anyone she wants and not just sniffa.

So anyone who is interested in a date with Mrs. Sniffa as her escort to an upcoming wedding please apply here and tell us in 250 words or less why you would be the best date for her for this wedding!

[sniffa]

1. ooh, i know just the person

[LynneSin]

2. You need to tell us in 250 words or less why you would be the best date

rules are rules!

[sniffa]

3. it's not me

i'LL go get her.

[bicentennial_baby]

4. who is it?

is she hot? :P

[sniffa]

9. yeah she is

she's smoking hot.

:loveya:

[pdx_prog]

13. Will she be sporting toe cleavage?.......rofl

[yvr girl]

5. I think she should take Matcom

He LOVES going to weddings.

[LynneSin]

6. He needs to apply like the rest of us

:D

[JohnKleeb]

8. do you think he will?

[yvr girl]

14. Matcom sent his application to me - here it is

My Dear Mrs.Sniffa

I will make the BEST date for your cousin's wedding. You can dress me up and take me out. I NEVER pass out in my soup, but sometimes I might head-bob into my dessert, but REALLY everyone is drunk by then, so no one notices.

I have a fine ass, and it would be yours for the night to squeeze or slap. If you like, you can have ALL of me in the alley - it never takes long.

If things go really well, I'll buy you a washing machine - I'm romantic like that.

Hopefully yours,
Matcom

[matcom]

17. only if its a full hour catholic mass

and a FORMAL dinner :crazy:

[Rising Phoenix]

7. Do I get a say in who the winner is?

Or am I at your mercy?

[LynneSin]

10. You get to pick but no one seems to want to apply

I think the 250 word essay is a bit challenging to some. Maybe they just have nothing to offer as your date

[Gormy Cuss]

11. Four words

Because I'm not Sniffa.

[bicentennial_baby]

12. Why I should take Mrs. Sniffa to the wedding:

I will bring her roses and beer, and a litle weed too. I will open the car door for her, and escort her around like the goddess she is. I will dance the tango with her at the wedding, and she can carry the rose between her teeth. And if we really wanna have fun, i'll kiss her to freak out her fundie relatives.

:loveya:

[sniffa]

15. i hope she picks you

:loveya:

[bicentennial_baby]

16. me too!

for both of you :loveya: :loveya:

[Rising Phoenix]

18. we have a front runner!

[bicentennial_baby]

20. how bout if i make it a lot of weed?

:P

...and get your name tattooed on my bum? ;)

[Rising Phoenix]

21. will you show said tattoo to relatives during the toast?

[bicentennial_baby]

22. oh hell yes!

i'll wear a j-ho style revealing gown too, show off my boobs :P

[Rising Phoenix]

24. boobies!!!!! We have a winner!!!!!!!!!!!

[bicentennial_baby]

25. Woot!! I win! I win!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

I'll treat you good baby, promise :loveya:

[LynneSin]

26. Damn, that was quick

I mean Matcom promised large-scale appliances and a nice piece of ass

[bicentennial_baby]

27. It's the boobs...

what can i say? :shrug:

maybe Matcom needs to grow some :P

[Zuni]

19. I want you to be my date to sniffas wedding

:loveya:

and those rumors that StoptheMorans started about me having poor hygiene were damnable lies

[StopTheMorans]

23. I hear she likes blonde guys

i am confident, i have a good sense of humor, and i'm a nice guy. i post lyrics in the lounge, and women like me, god damn it! :thumbsup: