Post your PC's clipboard

[Roland99]

Paste what's in your copy buffer:



When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear.

[On the Road]

1. OK, You Asked for It!

Jun-04 Jul-04 Aug-04 Sep-04 Oct-04 Nov-04 Dec-04 Jan-05 Feb-05 Mar-05 Apr-05 May-05 Jun-05

CA 42 40 38 36 29 29 23 22 20 20 4 4 -
FL 6 6 5 5 5 5 4 3 2 2 - - -
TX 4 4 4 4 4 4 2 2 1 1 - - -
WA 10 10 10 9 9 9 9 2 1 1 - - -
Other West 3 3 3 3 3 3 2 - - - - 1 -
TOTAL 65 63 60 57 50 50 40 29 24 24 4 5 -

[XemaSab]

5. Is that your

antilife lower 48 list?

It looks like a june trip to California could really hook you up bigtime!

you should come out next summer!

[On the Road]

10. No, It's Just a Work-Related Report

I actually forgot what was there until pasting it. Just following the procedure.

[XemaSab]

11. for a second I thought I'd found a kindred spirit

but no, I guess I will have to be lonely....

[progmom]

2. fermez la bouche

:shrug:

[madinmaryland]

3. How do you do that? n/t

[Roland99]

6. Press [Ctrl-V]

[madinmaryland]

7. well, here goes

i guess it only does text.

[Roland99]

8. Yeah...if it was a binary (like an image), it won't work

[WeRQ4U]

4. I'm not really sure why this is still on there, but it is.

[Tripper11]

9. Mrs. Tripper just finished posting on Craigs List

17" Color Monitor (TTX-7765E) - $50 OBO

[XemaSab]

12. sounds like SOMEONE

wants you to spend less time of DU if she's selling the puter out from under you piecemeal...

[billyskank]

13. Nothing is in my copy buffer!!!

I pressed ctrl-v, nada. Zip. Bugger all.

[Roland99]

14. Hmmm...you wouldn't happen to have one of those things they call a "life"?

:scared:

[SKKY]

15. Hmmm.

W1U97-AXPXW-2PM9X-OU9Z1

[Roland99]

17. Hmm...someone just installed something.

Or.... :evilgrin:

[RPM]

16. here you go

Work - Orientation - Chicago

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. Linux actually has two clipboards

The GNOME clipboard:

A real man is always prepared.

The X clipboard:

Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu Jul-21-05 06:21 PM
Response to Original message
208. I was thinking of paisley wallpaper in the foyer this year...


Whoops. Sorry. Wrong thread.

"I hate how we treat you sometimes, but if we played fair, you'd beat us every time" - Unnamed Republican senator to Bill Clinton
Alert

[sbj405]

19. half an address for a meeting i went to last night

Landover, MD 20785

[Roland99]

20. Kick

[Lady Effingbroke]

21. This was on my clipboard...honest! - I got it in an email and thought it

was pretty funny, so of course I immediately spammed all my friends with it earlier today!!! :silly:

Why English teachers retire early:
Actual Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School Essays


Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other sides gently compressed by a thigh master.

She grew on him like E. coli and he was room temperature Canadian beef.

She had a deep throaty genuine laugh like that sound a dog makes just before he throws up.

He was as tall as a six foot three inch tree.

Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

The ballerina rose gracefully on points and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across a grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 PM, traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 PM, at a speed of 35 mph.

He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame. Maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.

It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids with power tools.

The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.

Even in his last years, grandpappy had a mind like a steel trap, only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.

“Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

The thunder was ominous sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

Her artistic sense was exquisitely refined, like someone who can tell butter from I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

[WCGreen]

25. Actually two of these aren't bad.....

Oh, Jason, take me!" she panted, her breasts heaving like a college freshman on $1-a-beer night

The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.


In a hard boiled detective novel......

[baby_mouse]

22. Hmmmm

:thumbsup:

-----
W,TYG

[BamaLefty]

23. Here's Mine...

Let me explain.

[ChaoticSilly]

24. Mine

#macro chain(p1, p2, a, len, link)
union {
#local sd=seed(10);
#local co=1;
#local cx=p1.x;
#local maxx=-p1.x;
#local p=<cx, cosh(cx/a), 0>;
#while (cx<maxx)
#local co=co+1;
object {
link
#if (odd(co)) rotate x*RRand(15, 30, sd) #else rotate x*RRand(-15, -30, sd) #end
rotate z*degrees(tanh((cx+len/2)/a))
translate p
}
#local p=vtransform(x*len, transform {rotate z*degrees(tanh(cx/a)) translate p});
#local cx=cx+len;
#end
#local cx=cx-len;
#local p2=vtransform(x*len*-0.15, transform {rotate z*degrees(tanh(cx/a)) translate p});
#local p2=p2-y*(-p1.y+cosh(cx/a));
translate <0, p1.y-cosh(p1.x/a), 0>
}
#end


Yes, I'm a geek B-)

[Deja Q]

26. What wonderful timing!!!

You Sexy Thing
Hot Chocolate

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing

Miracles right before my eyes
You sexy thing got me hypnotised
Don't stop what ya' doing
What ya' doing to me
My angel from above lying next to me
How did ya' know that I'd be the one
Been a long time coming only just begun
Doing all the things that makes my heart sing
Keep doing what you're doing you sexy thing

How did ya' know I needed you so badly
How did ya' know I gave my heart gladly
Yesterday I was one of a lonely people
Now you're lying next to me
Making love to me




I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing

Only yesterday I was on my own
Just another day later my mind was blown
You sexy thing come into my life
Forever and a day it feels so right
How did ya' know that I'd be the one
Been a long time coming only just begun
Doing all the things that makes my heart sing
Keep doing what you're doing you sexy thing

How did ya' know I needed you so badly
How did ya' know I gave my heart gladly
Yesterday I was one of a lonely people
Now you're lying next to me
Making love to me

I believe in miracles
Where you from
You sexy thing
You sexy thing
I believe in miracles
Since you came along
You sexy thing

Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Kiss me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

Touch me baby
You sexy thing
You sexy thing

You sexy thing

[dhinojosa]

27. ok....

http://jesusoftheweek.com