I must not be a lesbian trapped in a man's body

[MrScorpio]

I never got my free toaster

[WindRavenX]

1. I wish I was a lesbian

Just kidding. I like being a switch hitter though :evilgrin:

[MrScorpio]

2. I bet that you're fun at parties

Never know who you're gonna bring

[WindRavenX]

4. that I am

But not anymore- I'm in a monogomous relationship with a man :hi:
(not that he doesn't encourage me to kiss girls- hee hee hee )

[Roland99]

3. Loudon!

Did you know Rufus was a tit man? ;)

[Taverner]

5. You're a thespian trapped in a large body of water

or sumthin like that...

[AlienGirl]

6. Then consider yourself lucky

Trans people have a hard time of it.

Tucker

[WCGreen]

7. You're suppose to get a toaster.....

I heard it was a blender...

Damn....

I really wanted a blender......

[hickman1937]

8. MrScorpio, I love it when you go fishing.

Your threads come up with damndest replys.

[MrScorpio]

9. I just want to see who gets a rise out of me...

Other than MrsScorpio

[Misunderestimator]

10. You'd make a pretty good lesbian...

When should I schedule your surgery?

[NMMNG]

11. You only get a toaster for being a real lesbian

Or for converting one for the team*. Lesbians in a man's body don't qualify. Sorry :shrug:















*joke-lesbians are born, not converted.