When Jesus come back...

[MrScorpio]

I've got a feeling that the LAST thing that he wants to see are crosses.

[NoSheep]

1. I see exactly what you're saying. I'm more sensitive than that.

;) Than to erect crosses, i mean...oh..nevermind.

[dhinojosa]

2. That's why he isn't coming everyone wears them on the neck....

Shit, i'd stay away too.

[Floogeldy]

3. He'll probably eat a cruise missle

Not that it would phase him, they say.

[WCGreen]

4. Jesus is mad and he's blamin' it all on me......

Gram Rabbitt.......

[BlueStateGirl]

5. He's gonna hire a lawyer and sue the pants off Jerry Falwell and Pat

Robertson.

[hickman1937]

6. I don't think he's coming back.

We failed. He might come back and kick through the ashes and wonder how it all went so wrong. I bet he'll cry.

[alphafemale]

7. Especially crosses in a "Stars and STRIPES" motive?

Oh that seals it... I'm going to Hell

:evilgrin:

[GOPFighter]

8. Jesus was hired away by the planet Throck

Better pay, and he doesn't have to be celibate. Also he was quite pissed at the grilled cheese sandwhich said to look like his mother.

Jeesh, people, ya' gotta be more considerate if you wanna' keep your dieties around here.