Bush is my Shepard

[MindPilot]

Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.

He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.

He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.

He restoreth my fears.

He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego's sake,

Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find no exit, for thou art in office.

Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.

Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.

Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.

My health insurance runneth out.

Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term and my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.

[Don Claybrook]

1. Courtesy of Roger Waters

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want
He makes me down to lie
Through pastures green He leadeth me the silent waters by.
With bright knives He releaseth my soul.
He maketh me to hang on hooks in high places.
He converteth me to lamb cutlets,
For lo, He hath great power, and great hunger.
When cometh the day we lowly ones,
Through quiet reflection, and great dedication
Master the art of karate,
Lo, we shall rise up,
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water.

[Jara sang]

2. From "Sheep" yeah?

I never got the connection between that before. Shepherd from the Bible and the sheep from 'Animals' I had heard it on "Animals bfore though.

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Love it. Thanks, it goes so well with my GOP Sermon on the Mount!