My name is Axel Foley. Ask me anything.

[coloradodem2005]

:P

[Allenberg]

1. Why don't you buy a damn car?

[ghostsofgiants]

2. Are you going to fall for a banana in the tailpipe?

[coloradodem2005]

4. Hey man. I ain't fallin' for no bananna in the tailpipe.

[tridim]

3. Why do I cringe every time I think about your theme song?

I thought it was the coolest song ever when I was a kid.

[anarch]

6. aaaaagh! now I have that damn thing in my head!

thanks. thanks a lot.

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Mix the theme song with Walker, Texas Ranger clips

You've got pure comedy gold, my friend.

[WeRQ4U]

5. What happened to Bridget Neilson?

She's an abomination now.

[lapfog_1]

7. No way... get the fuck outta here!