What a F*@#ED Up Week THIS Has Been

[matcom]

been covering for the IT manager for 3 weeks while he was on his honeymoon. no biggie, done it before.

for you geeks:

Some jackass decided he wanted to hook his laptop into our network to transfer some files and run some other shit. unfortunately, said laptop also runs HIS home network. :grr:

Sooooooo, the fucker is running a different subnet WITH Master Browser and Domain Controller :eyes:

:argh: fucking DC WAR! guess which one lost :grr:

say hello to mayhem! x(

for you non-geeks:

Some stupid shit fucked up royally and Matcom had MANY extra hours (and late nights) of work to fix. :grr:

hhhhheeeeerrrreeeeee Scotchy Scotchy Scotchy :beer:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Pour large glass of Oban

Consume

Repeat as necessary.

[DS1]

5. Did you get your pc fixed while we're on the topic?

Ya know, someone stealing your keyboard doesn't mean the computer's broke, it just means that someone needed to get some work done

[matcom]

9. .

:rofl:

and just because someone stole your mouse-ball, doesn't mean you can fuck off on state time for 3 days :D

[GOPisEvil]

11. Give out ALL my secrets, why don'tcha?!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

10. Well...yeah, it connects to the network again.

Our IT guy promised to install my shiny new PC by Monday morning. We'll see if THAT works. :eyes:

[meegbear]

2. I would've ripped his fucking head off

You fuck with my network, I'm the unofficial IT/SA, and you PAY!

[Burma Jones]

3. There are more buttheads in heaven and on earth Matcom,

than are dreamt of in your philosophy.......

[DS1]

4. Dude, what kind of asshole IT manager sets his DC to be a

*cough* prison-bitch *cough* to any old laptop that wanders along?

He should be fired. Hire me instead :hi:

[matcom]

6. you are hired

as far as i am concerned.

"prison bitch" is too nice here. our DC was slapped around more than Tina Turner! x(

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

7. Include in your list of stupid shits...

...the nullwits who designed M$'s networking protocol (or what passes for it).

[tk2kewl]

8. why the hell does he need a DC at home?

waste of time... sorry for you troubles, it's been a long time since I have dealt with that kind of crap

[matcom]

12. according to HIM?

he is "dabbling" with learning what a network is all about :eyes:

[DS1]

13. MAN! I AM an ELEEET HAXXOR!

I fucking hacked RIGHT through that firewall to localhost!

localhost is my BITCH! :D

[matcom]

16. LMAO!!

localhost is SUCH a SLUT!! :rofl:

[Skittles]

14. man that guy is stupid

when I think of strange stuff I might like to do at work I run it by the network geeks first

[JimmyJazz]

15. If you think THAT'S bad, you shoulda been in the lounge this week!

:crazy:

[GalleryGod]

17. Way to Hang-Tough, Matcom !

Kudos to you!:beer:

[Deja Q]

18. Windows NT - so inept it can't figure out the real boss...

[Redstone]

19. Keep some spare Scotch around, because

it's going to happen again (or something equally annoying).

Human nature.

Redstone