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Fri Jul-22-05 04:12 PM
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Senator Clinton and Jerry Falwell launch investigation into MS Calculator |
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Edited on Fri Jul-22-05 04:15 PM by DS1
It turns out, after months of investigation by both teams, that using a special number downloaded off the internet, children can type in a number and hold the calculator up to a mirror and see a very naughty word. "Being backwards, this number is obviously not only pornographic, but the dealings of the Devil himself" ranted and blustered Mr. Falwell.
"I'll see to it that my kids are taught a number system that excludes the zero, and in doing so I'll also pre-emptively attack the Y3K problem over one thousand and nine hundred years before necessary." he said later after privately demonstrating the power of this evil number, and feeling my ass. 5318008
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Fri Jul-22-05 04:13 PM
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Fri Jul-22-05 04:14 PM
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Fri Jul-22-05 04:15 PM
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the one i knew spelled "boobless"
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Fri Jul-22-05 06:46 PM
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Never failed to get a laugh. :7
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Fri Jul-22-05 04:13 PM
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:rofl:
Too funny. Let's require that all calculators be pulled from store shelves and sold in adult bookstores and over the Internet.
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Fri Jul-22-05 04:14 PM
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4. What's wrong with 5318008????? I like |
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Fri Jul-22-05 04:20 PM
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7734 also disturbs him....
I remember doing that in 3rd grade. Thanks for the laugh!
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Fri Jul-22-05 06:51 PM
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When pagers we're trendy I use to know a ton of these
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Fri Jul-22-05 06:51 PM
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12. So yer sayin' that's ~not~ really your home phone number...? |
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