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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:52 PM
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Maury hit a new low-point for me today
Jeramie wrote a song during the 48 hour waiting period before discovering the paternity of you Dametrius. Sadly, Maury invited him to sing the song and he did. :-(
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:53 PM
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1. And... you watched?
WHY?!
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:55 PM
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2. I had to know if the kid was Jeramie's to know if the family would stick..
together or be torn asunder by her lustings
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:55 PM
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3. Why don't people understand!
If you have to go in the sound proof booth, it isn't good news!

Last week, This woman was on and they paternity tested 40 guys. They STILL didn't find the father. I think I can safely say that she had certain um...issues with men.

See what you employed people miss? Quality entertainment!
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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 05:18 PM
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6. Why don't they rename that show
Maury's "Who's your daddy?" hour?
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 05:22 PM
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7. The best place to watch daytime talk shows is...
...on the casino bus during a day off work! Somehow it just seems to fit. I think a psychologist might try to say that it's to get my mind off my slight gambling problem by getting it on to others' problems.
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jane_pippin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:56 PM
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4. Maury's face is made of used shoe leather
But damn if he isn't good to those giant babies
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Ariana Celeste Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-22-05 04:59 PM
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5. lol, so true. n/t
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