Tom Cruise is Batshit Crazy. Reason #8896728921

[Sannum]

He is trying to convert a CHILD! Can someone just please kick this guy in the nuts or out him PLEASE!

New Scientologist KATIE HOLMES can't even go to the bathroom alone! She took a potty break while guesting on The View, and TOM "took Katie with him into the men's room," reports the New York Post — and on her next trip, "three Scientologists followed her in!" So here's a cheer for feisty 11-year-old War of the Worlds star DAKOTA FANNING — who lets no one push her around! When Tom sent a Scientology minion to the set to coax her on a tour of Hollywood's Scientology Center, the conversation went like this: (Scientologist) "How about Friday?" (Dakota) "Sorry, I'm busy." (Scientologist) "Well, how about Saturday." (Dakota) "Sorry, I'm busy then, too." Dakota, daughter of Southern Baptists, never took the tour.

A friend e-mailed me this so no link yet. Apparently, it is from the Enquirer, but hell, true or not, do we really need another reason to think he is nuts?

[Kire]

1. Dakota Fanning is awesome.

uncanny, too

[Wetzelbill]

2. you said it

I am about to watch Hide and Seek in a little bit too.

[dbonds]

3. Its from the Enquirer, that says enough.

They jump on every little fad gossip and twist and inflate it any event.