Post fake band names here!!!

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

Having been in one band or another for the better part of 15 years, I've spent my fair share of time making up band names. It's like a hobby. Please throw out some band name ideas Come on, it's fun! Here's mine:

Hundy Bill & The Benjamins

[Zuni]

1. Bill Wanker and the Pink Tacos

[MrScorpio]

2. The Smushing Kumquats

[Hugin]

117. Platinum, baby... Pure platinum.

Need to come up with a play list... Daddy-o.

:D

[Roon]

3. Martha and the Muffins eom

[ClassWarrior]

6. Hey! That's a real band! And a pretty good one too.

NGU.

[Roon]

54. I had no idea!!!

I thought they were made up when I heard someone mention the name before.

[progressoid]

88. Yeah, I remember hearing them in College

I mentioned their name to a friend and he said, "No, you mean Martha and the Vandella's." He never believed me that they existed.

Now I could just point him to their website!
http://www.marthaandthemuffins.com/home_set.htm

[blondeatlast]

143. Another M&Ms fan here! nt

[Zuni]

4. The Sausage Party All-Stars

[baby_mouse]

5. Jay Craven and the Skanks nt

[EstimatedProphet]

7. The Ampersands

[njdemocrat106]

8. Little Miss Hoagie Roll

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

11. I posted this one last week but it's worth repeating....

Dick Army.

You know, like the former house majority leader....except without the "e."

[njdemocrat106]

15. That's quite clever! nt

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

21. Why thank you....

I've had a lot of practice.

[blondeatlast]

144. Very good. Watch some savvy DU musician snag it! nt

[no name no slogan]

9. Benito & the Bluegrass Fascists

(this was a nom de guerre used by a banjo-playing friend and his bluegrass group in college)

[benito]

16. Britney Spears trailer park all-stars

[no name no slogan]

25. Trailer Trash

the name of a real band in Minneapolis. It's actually an all-star conglomoration of a bunch of semi-notorious musicians from the local scene. They're not half-bad, in a country-rock cover-tune kind of way :P

[GOPisEvil]

10. The 2-inch Killers

[Allenberg]

12. This thread would make Dave Barry happy.

[Raster]

13. Kitty and the Litters

[democracyindanger]

14. The Nellie Olsens

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

29. God, she was a SUCH a bitch. (nt)

[democracyindanger]

39. Oooh...but so sexy...

I'm speaking from my preteen years, just to be clear.

[Elidor]

17. Twisted & the Degenerates

[Zuni]

18. the Abe Lincoln Experience

:D

[Zuni]

19. Prince Albert and the 19th Century Cockney Bootblacks

[AntiCoup2K4]

20. Milli Vanilli

:evilgrin:

[TroubleMan]

76. LOL!!

nt.

[AntiCoup2K4]

22. Chimpy and the Criminal Fucking Bastards

:evilgrin:

[kanrok]

23. Joe Stove and his Hot Ashes

or "The Douchebags"

[LeftyMom]

24. Attack of the Plastic Dinosaurs, It Came from the Crisper Drawer,

Blue Screen of Death, Sun Dog and the Sharks

[tigereye]

61. " It Came from the Crisper Drawer"

that's a good one!

Piranha time?

Pox on both your houses.

The Frenzied Bats

The Crones

Tired Old Parents

[blondeatlast]

145. "It Came from the Crisper Drawer." Tears, I'm telling you...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

26. Dr. J. Jones and the Interns

(fake name used by Aerosmith in their early days)

[HEyHEY]

27. The Monkees

[AntiCoup2K4]

32. Hey, they played on their albums

Or at least Nesmith did.

[blondeatlast]

146. HEyHEY, they 're the...

As in last name, comma, first name--get it?

I amuse myself sometimes. It's a good thing, too.

[Tikki]

28. The Tang-ees....

P o A...
The Shooty-Poots
Dee's Zzzz
Peter Ivers Curriers



Tikki

[no name no slogan]

30. Pull My Finger (nt)

[GOPisEvil]

31. Marion Berry & The Bitch Set Me Ups

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

33. ...

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[GOPisEvil]

35. I'll be here all week. Tip your server.

[no name no slogan]

36. * snarf *

:rofl:

....must......breathe......must......


"If it weren’t for the killings, Washington would have one of the lowest crime rates in the country."

[blondeatlast]

148. That's good!

:rofl:

[Ladyhawk]

34. Hooters and the Flow Bitch n/t

[nytemare]

37. The Turd Blossoms.

If I was in a band trying to make a political statement, I would have to choose that name.

:)

[no name no slogan]

38. Los Fuckstains (nt)

[dweller]

40. Magazine Husbands

Sad-Eyed Ladies

about anything from a Dylan lyric will eventually flesh out into a band name...

dp

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

41. Carly's Hymen

It's a lot funnier when you say it.

[no name no slogan]

46. Willa Catheter (nt)

[tigereye]

62. you are a very silly person, Paul

:)

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

101. Hehe...

Thanks. :silly:

[stlsaxman]

73. F-in Brilliant!

:rofl:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

111. Ah, thank you.

I was proud of that one.

[no name no slogan]

42. Dick Hurtz & the Clap

The Swingin' Richards

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

47. "Dick Hurtz & the Clap"

:rofl: Another good one.


Jada Pinkett's Myth

[no name no slogan]

49. There's also the Rhea Sisters:

Piah, Diah, and Gonah. Catch 'em all at once and let the fun ensue :o

[RandomKoolzip]

72. Uh...Billy's Choir?

What about "Brown's Town?" "Baby Thomas?"

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

99. Billy's Choir

That's always been one of your best KoolZip.

[Susang]

43. Feminine Protection

One of my personal favorites. I swear I'm going to use it one day. That, or Feminine Hygiene.

[GOPisEvil]

48. Sponge Worthy

[Susang]

51. Good one

:thumbsup:

[GOPisEvil]

52. Thank ye.

How about 'Not So Fresh Feeling'?

:hi:

[Susang]

66. That would be a good album title

I think it's a little long for a band name. :-)

[GOPisEvil]

69. I think you're right.

Even '...and you will know us by the trail of dead' shortened their name. :)

[blondeatlast]

149. I like it! nt

[CanuckAmok]

44. The Dee Vee Eight.

n/t

[MercutioATC]

113. That's a real band, too.

Actually spelled DV8

Just a band some gugs at work put together "DV8" is what we used to write on the flight strip when a plane deviated for weather.

[Floogeldy]

45. The Golden Crumbley Thingies

B-)

[GOPisEvil]

50. Golden, Brown and Delicious

[CrownPrinceBandar]

53. Shivery Nipples or.....

The Fred Lester Bush-hog Society

[Glorfindel]

55. The New Clampax Poontons

:+

[ladjf]

56. Moral Terpitude or how about Throbbing Members?

[Glorfindel]

57. Throbbing Members! Good one...there was an actual band

called The Swinging Richards. I thought that was pretty clever, too.

[no name no slogan]

59. ...and one called "Throbbing Gristle", too

They were one of the first "Industrial" bands to emerge from the UK in the early-mid 70s around the same timeframe as the punks. Most of them were a little more 'artier' and educated, although several of the groups did influence later music.

[Wetzelbill]

58. Community Food Bank

Yellow No. 5

My brother and I made up a couple fake band names. He and his friend have a fake British rock band called:

Napalm Cherry

lol

[maveric]

60. "Psychotic Meth Monster"

[Beware the Beast Man]

63. Funk, Jive, and Slippers.

[General Zod]

64. The John Wilkes Booth Experience

[Wetzelbill]

97. I like that one

[derby378]

65. The Hershey Highwaymen

[stlsaxman]

67. Lazy Eyed Fraulein and The Point Of Egress

[stlsaxman]

68. Sweatshop Eggs

I also really like-

Big Bang Tea Cup

[TankLV]

70. The Dead Kennedys - no wait they're real and that's an AWFULLY

tasteless name - they should be ashamed of themselves. A very forgettable band, too.

[stlsaxman]

74. forgettable????

with such hits as "California Uber Alles" and "Too Drunk To Fuck"?....

FORGETTABLE?!?!?!?

wasn't that John, Bob, Jack and Ted?

[RandomKoolzip]

85. Forgettable?!?

You've got to be joking. They were an excellent punk band, way beyond the capabilities of their contemporaries both muscially and lyrically.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

106. Bite your tongue!!!!

The DK rocked most righteously!!!

[RPM]

71. the oozing wounds

props to JVS

[TheDebbieDee]

161. How about "The Sucking Chest Wounds"?

Have a little sexual innuendo with your violence!

[TroubleMan]

75. The Prostates

nt.

[CanuckAmok]

77. The Big Lie.

"...in the big lie there is always a certain force of credibility..." -Hitler

[TroubleMan]

78. Coprophagia

nt.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

126. Hey, how's about a definition for "Coprophagia?"

[General Zod]

79. Dewey and the Dingbats

[RandomKoolzip]

80. Swedish Donkey Logs, Platex Butt Agamemnons....

Arthur Pale and the Deadly Whales, Gilligan's Dick Island, Tuna Wind, Ashtray Babyheads, and several others that the Butthole Surfers made up.

[sundog]

81. Delicious Twist

[RetroLounge]

82. "Dripping Santorum"

RL

[Salviati]

83. Special Guests: TBA

That's actually my friends idea, but I came up with the list of their albums:

1) "Their Sophmore Effort"
2) "Their Forthcoming Album"
3) "Self-Titled Debut"

[SweetLeftFoot]

84. Syphon This

great name for a hair metal band

[Beware the Beast Man]

86. These are all names friends & I came up with in college:

Nixon Stockade
Peppermint Crutch
Tortellini Chub Head
Let's Get Swiss
King Pocket
Turnbuckle
Bet on the Midget
Amalgamated Particle Board
Jefferson Plane Crash
Soul Catheter

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

109. "Let's Get Swiss"

That's brilliant. I'm also quite fond of Jefferson Plane Crash.

[SmileyBoy]

131. "Jefferson Plane Crash" - LOL!!!!

:D:D:D

[RushIsRot]

87. Donald and the Drakes

[progressoid]

89. Cheesy Sebaceous Substance

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

90. Stephen Hawking Ravers

[Heidi]

91. Lithium Incubus and the Prozac Moments. (nt)

[TroubleMan]

92. Yellow Snowmen

nt.

[havocmom]

93. Mary Hartman & The Waxy Yellow Buildup

just think that works

[blondeatlast]

150. I'm afraid I have to admit that I'm old enough to get the cultural

reference...

It's a good one!

[havocmom]

151. LOL. smoked ya outta yer hidey-hole, did I?

Been waiting for, what, thirty years, for a chance to plug Mary and the Buildup! :woohoo: feeeels good to finally get that outta my system.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

94. General Samson and the Luscious Fireflies

nt

[spacelady]

95. Myzesis didymalgia

"Sucking pain in the groin"

[Phentex]

135. with opening band Fiber, My Algae

[LSK]

96. The Firechicken Six

[dajoki]

98. george w. and the rovettes

:rofl:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

100. Peter Salt & The Turnoffs

:eyes:

[sellitman]

163. Their first album: Treason

Side 1

* Look over there.
* Supreme Justice
* Hang Them Chads
* Valerie Who?
* Pardon Them All

Side 2

* Turd Blossums
* Reporter's In Love
* Truth Sucks
* Classified Info
* What me Worry?

[Spider Jerusalem]

102. Die Verdammte Schweinhunden...

Be a great name for an industrial group.

[Kire]

103. Grotesquely Immobilized Corpse

Slavoj Zizek uses it to describe a character/prop in David Lynch's Lost Highway

[Kire]

107. Social Networks and their Healing PowerS

the capital S at the end gives it away that it's fake

[colinmom71]

104. Pubic Dandruff....

Group of guys from my high school days formed a garage band named this. Since they never actually made it as a band, I mention it here...

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

105. Jeffy and the Chimp Fluffers

[yurbud]

108. anal fistula

I have no idea what it means, but I had a friend who was an art major, and I saw it in her homework once.

Hillbilly Hitler art:



Blog:

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

110. One I didn't make up but that I read somewhere:

Black Leather Agenda

Just rolls off the tongue.

[XemaSab]

112. The Dick Nixon Experience

n/t

[Hugin]

114. Banana Hammock(tm)

It's not original... Some Chaise Lounge came up with it.

[Hugin]

115. Lenny Bips and The Velvet Crooners.

Platinum, baby... Pure platinum.

[Hugin]

116. Tinfoil Blonde.

Hope I spelled that correctly.

[Hugin]

118. Moot Grunt.

Hey, into every life a little Heavy Metal must leak.

;)

[Hugin]

119. Byron and the Flinch Tones.

Ok, that's really reaching.

[Hugin]

120. "!"

Note: By choosing a punctuation mark as their band name
"!" was cursed to spend eternity explaining the choice and
symbolism behind the name on T.V. talk shows. The band soon
broke up. Angus Ripple (Lead singer of "!") went on to form
a new band called... 'The Band Formerly Known As "!"'.

That's what living outside-the-box will get ya.

[Donkeyboy75]

121. Grain-Based Hot Breakfast Cereal

[Hugin]

122. O-T-B

Shortened from Outside-The-Box.

[Hugin]

123. The Melon Hoppers.

Hear them in an elevator near you!

[Hugin]

124. Roadkill.

This one has been floating around for years.

Has anyone used it yet?

[Hugin]

125. Backyard Bombers.

Or is that a roller derby team?

Not sure.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

128. Sounds like my dog.

"Dammit, not again!"

[stlsaxman]

127. The ultimate punk band name- Bloody Rubber

[TK421]

129. The Purple Helmets

[no name no slogan]

137. That was a real band

IIRC it was either the original name of the Stranglers or a side project of one of there, um, members. :P

[TK421]

140. Oh, never mind then...

:yoiks:

[SmileyBoy]

130. Soapdish Sammy and the Inverted Nipple Twists

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

132. The Mauve Resistance

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

134. Electric Steve and the Doodads.

Came up with that one while walking the dog this morning.

[El Fuego]

133. Yellow Cake

For an anti-* band.

[Burma Jones]

136. Big Mack and the Truckers

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

138. Jack Flap & the Flapjacks

I dreamt that one a few years bad. So bad it's....still not very good.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

139. Damn, before I forget:

The Slap Me Five. Or KoolZip's modification: The Gimme Five.

(Damn, I'm all over my own thread. Lust for attention much?)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

141. Tony Pronoun and the Leviathans

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

158. And/or

Tony Pronoun & The Textbook Examples

[blondeatlast]

142. Mustn't Twitch

dedicated to AR Walden, who will know the reference! nt

[ElsewheresDaughter]

147. Luv Canal

[NoPasaran]

152. The Wet Farts

[NoPasaran]

153. Tuna Breath

[no name no slogan]

154. The Auto Body Experience

[truthwatch]

155. Air Garbage

It's actually the name of my radio show in Southern Minnesota.

[ScreamingMeemie]

156. Metallic Donkey Party...

Just saw it on an old game (based on pin the tail) that my girlfriend picked up at a garage sale today.

[Robb]

157. The Stiff Richards

...no, wait, real band.

The Wynona Ryders.


...also real.


I got nuthin'.

[SouthoftheBorderPaul]

159. I always thought...

The Audacity would e a good name too.

[NMMNG]

160. The raging blastocytes

[Burma Jones]

162. The Common Denominator

[rudlop]

164. Mexican Breakfast