"Picking up girls can be as easy as opening a beer!"

[OneBlueSky]

Picking Up Girls Made Easy (LP, 1975)

http://www.hydeparkrecords.net/files/htpug/picking_up.htm

[XemaSab]

1. pure comedy!

good times, good times!

[nine23]

2. "Automatically!"

I remember ads for stuff like this in mid-70's era National Lampoon mag. A "friend of mine" (yeah, I know what you're thinkin') actually sent away for a similar book/manual..."he" was "automatically" dissed every time he tried one of the techniques...ah, good times...for "my friend", that is.

[ForrestGump]

3. That does it. I'm downloading the MP3 file at the link

I HAVE to hear this.

Not for tips, but just because it has to be one of the funniest things to come out of the '70s since Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein.


You never know, though...maybe I'll get lucky with a beautiful, bosomy art student in a see-through blouse who's falling out of her bikini.

[ForrestGump]

5. Oh, this is too good

Just started listening to it. It's pure gold.

Choose your chick carefully.

Act casual.

Texas-size ti**ies. "No bra on that chick."

"It's only an ass that can't make hay in Dallas."

Mike has completely disarmed her natural street defenses.

Watch in awe as Mike Tells her he's really an insurance salesman, without losing her interest.

Marvel at how she doesn't slap the overacting SOB upside his head when he tells her that their whole two-minute relationship is founded on a lie.

"With his style, he should go all the way tonight."



Groovy.



Really...you can't make this stuff up. 'Mike,' playing it cool on the babe-packed streets of the Big (Double) D, sounds like a total Doofus, too.

[NMMNG]

4. Bwahahahaha

The sad thing is there were probably hundreds of orders for this thing from pimply geeks dying for dates.

Nowadays it would be scooped up by desperate freepers who'd grown tired of wanking in mom's basement:freak:

[ForrestGump]

6. Hey! I'm listening to it right now!

Back off, toots, or I'll reveal the full glory of my medallion and chest wig, framed by the sumptuous powder blue of my Hing-Kong-tailored leisure suit. Verily am I a peacock god.

By the way, what's your sign?

:P

[NMMNG]

7. Suddenly I'm posessed by the overwhelming desire to bare my heaving bosom

and do a pole dance. Your manliness has overwhelmed me in ways I can't even explain.

Ravage me you stud muffin

[ForrestGump]

8. Run away! Run away!

:scared:

What hath I unleashed!?!

:o

[NMMNG]

9. Just kidding, you're in no danger

I like women

[ForrestGump]

10. In that case...heed this advice:

"Girls like to be told they're pretty, even if they already know it."

I tell ya, I just can't take notes fast enough. With the help of this record and a few well-chosen eight-tracks, I'll be set for life.

[NMMNG]

11. 8 tracks-lol

Those are sure to get you some happening chicks


Too bad they'll all be over 40.