Sean Reynolds
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Thu Nov-06-03 01:23 AM
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| Dean EATS kitten fetuses! |
| Grassrooter
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Thu Nov-06-03 01:29 AM
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| 1. Wow! And here I thought he was a dog person. |
| Myra
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Thu Nov-06-03 01:30 AM
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| 2. Oh, that's just the tip of iceberg |
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First he juggles them, the worst kind of
animal abuse. Then when they're good and
disoriented he gobbles them up like peanuts.
He then wipes his mouth with the American flag,
salutes the confederate flag, and ambles off to
watch Fox news.
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| Frangible
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Thu Nov-06-03 01:43 AM
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He drives off to watch fox news in his hummer, with whale skin hubcaps, and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights. And while driving to watch fox news, he eats a McDonald's burger in one of the old fashioned styrofoam container, and throws that container right out the window...
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| kyrasdad
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Thu Nov-06-03 02:03 AM
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| 4. As one of his Believers... |
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You should join us on the 13th of every month when we don our black mink cloaks and follow our Master into the woods in our Escalade's to dance about the Kitten Pyre, celebrating the great Lord Halliburton and Goddess Carlyle...
NOT
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| athos1126
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Thu Nov-06-03 02:24 AM
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| 5. And you take a cruise around Hudson Bay |
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on the USS Condolezza Rice, trailing oil behind you. I know your types!
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Thu Nov-06-03 02:30 AM
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| 6. It's the fastest way to get to |
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The Dean Oil Drilling and Coal Strip Mining company in ANWR...
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