Joan Alpern's corrupting me with apple martinis's, ast me anything

[Sugar Smack]

hehaaaaahahahaha! :o

[Sugar Smack]

1. but, we're off to watch South Park, so we wisj you happiness

& funn.!!!!

[WCGreen]

2. That's all......

Taunt us with MArtini stories and then off you gooo....

I tell you, kids these days.....

[Sugar Smack]

5. Eric Cartman- South Park. We're relaxing & drinkinbvg &

smokeing & watching South Park. Would you like us to make you a martini, darlingh!

[WCGreen]

19. Please do, Since I had to run an "errand" for a friend....

And he was very very happy......

So I could use a martini, two olives please, shaken not stirred....

[Sugar Smack]

28. Graey goose!

Plus, some fancy black olives for you, pussycat! Joani wants me to tell you that shaking a martini brweswe the vermouth :warning:

[WCGreen]

31. We do't want to bruise the Vermouth now do we....

So just twirl it a little in the shaker so it all gets mixed up nice a right now....

That's it....

Could yu stand while you make the twirl......

:evilgrin: :loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

41. We shake, we swirll, we twerril

butt shanding...........there's entirely tooooo much importance made of staying veritical~

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. Hey there, Sugar Smack! Sounds like you and Joan

are having waaaaay too much fun! Wish I were there, kiddo!

:loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

4. Heyit's me Sugar Smack! We're having fun and heres' Joani-

wishyou were here Peggy :hug:

And here's d me again! HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. From ALL the way across the country, I feel the warmth of your affection!

It is such a good feeling! You two are too good!

:yourock: :pals: :loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

7. Second round coming up!

Cheers, Peggy!!! YOU ROCK SMILIE!!!!!!!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

8. Hoist one for me, OK?

:toast: to both of you!

[Sugar Smack]

11. So far

this is only one dring an hour, not nearly, that is,as much as the long island iced tree that makes Joani walk away from the computer!
*hugs*!

[swag]

9. What are you wearing?

[Sugar Smack]

10. Im' wearing a strapless black gown &

Shoulder-lenghth gloves & Piled iup hair and a triple pearl necklace & a mother of peaRl dinner gun on my hip!!!

Joani sends you the biggest, fattest kiss, & she's waering above the elboe black kidskin leather gloves, & a black leather skirt & bustier! And a saucy smile!!!!!!!!!!

[swag]

12. My, what a gorgeous image.

And straight back at Joani.

[no name no slogan]

13. w00t!

Dayum. Must go distract self, somehow....... x(

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

15. NO ONE knows who Joani really IS, and she's FREAKING

WILD, she's a FREak., AND a wild woman, and she has rubbed elbolos withb some of the most interesting people ever! Plus, she's done clove cigarettexs. I cannot, personally, believe I'm lucky enough to have her in myb apartement!

[Sugar Smack]

16. edited to add

[no name no slogan]

24. sounds like a great time

...and you are charming when you're tipsy! :*

[GOPisEvil]

14. Thank you for the mental image!

:D Have a drink on me.

[Sugar Smack]

20. 3rd drink, JUST for you!

*hic*

hehehe- it's SO GOOD to see you, from both of us!! We are trying to get the smilies tablwe to work but we CAN'T ! U**waaaah!*

*hug smilie*

[GOPisEvil]

22. Hehehe! Y'all have a nice time, but be safe.

:loveya::loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

36. it's easier this way *message fron Joani*

we may actually take a cab out to supper later ~ you have no idea what it took to get Miss Sugar out for a bite last night!

[bridgit]

18. a "mother of pearl dinner gun" is thee proper...

accoutrement for ladies day, or evening attire :thumbsup: :rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

25. YES, darling *loveya smilie!*

mother of pearl will do in apinch when you have a liscence to be packin heat AND and appkle martini and a wilfull intruder: say, some uninvited man comes in here and toys with our shit we will be rezaafff.!!!

[Sugar Smack]

26. I mean readty.

[bridgit]

27. agreed in summary judgment as you are aware...

tell Ms. Alpern i said, "yo, sup..." :party: O8) B-)

[In_The_Wind]

30. * high on top my pony ~ nothing is phony*

:loveya::hug:

[bridgit]

32. there's Joani...

glad you've trekked, glad y'all juicing-up proper & having a bit of a blast :loveya: both :hug: :beer: :toast:

[WCGreen]

21. DAmn, that's what I'm wearing too....

[KG]

17. sounds tasty.

[Wapsie B]

23. Now you ladies behave.........

;-)

But if you can't do that at least have some fun!

:bounce: :woohoo:

[In_The_Wind]

29. ~ sweetie ~ havin fun is the only way to fly!

we'll have a few just for you

[Wapsie B]

38. Please do!

And I'll have a few for you as well.

:toast:

Have fun baby.

[In_The_Wind]

47. so ... what are yopu mixin up thisevenin

we be posting a wee bit inebriated ...

[Wapsie B]

49. my favorite beverage, beer.

maybe a little sour-mash whiskey. i'm not good at mixing drinks. inebriated posting is cool!

[In_The_Wind]

57. beer

:beer::toast: seems to be a DU favorite

[swag]

33. Take some pictures

of this momentous meeting and post when you have recovered.

Best,

s

[Sugar Smack]

34. Which thing would you like to see pictures of??

You have no idea hoe log it tioook me to type thet, as Joanie's almost CONSTANTLY st5anding behing me & ridiculing (o, cirtiquing(_ my mistakes).

[swag]

35. Oh, use your imagination.

I know you got one.

[Sugar Smack]

37. * from Joani*

~ give to me your leather ~ take from me my lace

[Sugar Smack]

39. I have onr of us in our PJs.

And one of Joan sleeeping.

And on e of us posting drunkle,+

[swag]

40. Purrfect.

You know my PM address.

[Sugar Smack]

43. *snurfling on tour tumtum*

biting your tumtum. we're having another tasty concodsction. ":She id babbliong & not making any sense."

[Sugar Smack]

44. I meant postng drunkie

be wjoanie wasmnt's to sat something.

She is so fabulous! II cannott veliever sgveha'xds oops

[Sugar Smack]

61. Are these Lauren Bacall's eyes, or what?

behold-

[Zomby Woof]

42. Like YOU can be corrupted!

:eyes:

;-) Glad you two are having a great time. I can vouch that the company of DUers is the BEST.

[Sugar Smack]

45. *Joani, why's he rolling his eyes at me!!!!!"

Zombie? Why????? Are you rollioing your eyes at me, you fijvedre!$

[Sugar Smack]

46. I meant, you flreavegander.

*But Joanie doesn't thinkn so*

[In_The_Wind]

48. I'm giving it my best shot ZW

she's young yet and has much to learn ~ she had her 1st apple martini today


BTW ~ I just met her father ... he's a very nice man & a magician!



how's the count down going :woohoo:

[WCGreen]

50. But will you still date nice guys, or girls, depending on your

proclivities......

[Sugar Smack]

51. yes

as long as they don't whine

[no name no slogan]

52. What if we bring cheese?

to go with the whine? ;)

[GOPisEvil]

53. Sugaaaaaaarrrrrrrr...go out with meeeeeeeeeeeee

Hehehe. :hi:

[johnnie]

54. So it's been 6 hours

Do you have a small buzz yet?
Or did I miss when you stopped?
:hi:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

55. I suspect that the buzz is still going on, johnnie! nt

[Redstone]

56. You listen here, young lady: You're already half-drunk, and it's only

four in the afternoon? I am very unhappy with this situation.

Because you sound like you're having an awful lot of fun, and I wish I could be there to have it with you. JA sounds like a real riot to hang out with...seeing this thread makes me more determined to go up to her get-together in October.

Have more fun tonight! You've gotten a good start.

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

60. Hey! Hey cousin!

:hi:

We're having brekky soon. For me it'll be eggs scrambled firm but not TOO firm, enough so that you've still got a little texture and the flavor, with a little salt & pepper. Some hash browns with a light smattering of ketchup, and sausage links.

Also, what was I thinking when I mentioned "butt shanding" above? I've never heard of "butt shanding". If you know what I was talking about please enlighten me!

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

62. Mystery SOLVED.

Post 41 wasn't even me! It was butt shanding, I mean Joani.
Have a nice day!!

:hi:

[freebird1]

64. ~ *ahem* ~ *actually*~*darlin*~

it was a feeble attempt at levity ~ "butt standing ... too much emphasis on remainin vertical ~


Joani

[Redstone]

68. I had a nice day thank you..she meant

"But standing," not "butt shanding,'" I'm pretty sure. Do you see how well an older cousin can do the job of interpreting what you said when you can't, even when it wasn't even you who said it?

You sound like fun. Joan sounds like fun. The two of you together sound like WAY too much fun, and I want to be there the next time that happens.

Can I please? Don't forget that we (Mrs R. and I) are pretty much right in the middle of the way between your way and Joan's, so you'll need to be here on the your way.

Joan's another cuz of yours now, I bet. She'd be a good one, too, so I do hope so.

I approve. Joan, can we form a Cousins of Sugar Association? It would be a good club, full of decent people. And maybe I'd get a ride on your trike. Trade you for a ride in Missy.

And we'd have Sugar to share and take care of, not to mention thae fact that you and I are contemporaries. What better bond, based on what better person, could we possibly ask for?

Deal?

Redstone

PS: Have more fun if you have time to, you two.

[WCGreen]

63. I was suppose to have a corned beef Omelet with

onions and swiss cheese....

But the woman at the counter decided to give me scrambled eggs, hash browns and Bacon....

I can't go back to the Deli. Mysteries of the Bible is on.....


So you like links.....

Exxxcelent.......

[Sugar Smack]

65. We must feed ourselves a bit of the grease this morning,

darling, or at lest that's what people are telling us! Corned beef omelet sounds GREAT.

[WCGreen]

66. It would have been

Except it turned out to be scrambled eggs and bacon....

I guess the gals at the deli were sipping' apple martini's last night.....

Oh well, it's Sunday morning....

Now it if was monday....

[Sugar Smack]

67. Poor puddin'

how's life treating you today, darling? It's treating us with a modicum of niceness. As we'll treat you. Give us a request.

[Wetzelbill]

58. Now how can I pass up a thread like this

[In_The_Wind]

59. ~