SarahB
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Sat Jul-23-05 07:28 PM
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Why I don't date nice guys. |
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I'm a cute chick and I know it.
Therefore, I only date men that are perfectly buff, 6'+ Godlike creatures with professional degrees and prestigious jobs with lots and lots of money. I really like it when they disrespect me and just have no respect for women in general. If they smack me around a little, even better.
If they buy me useless stuff like jewelry so I can show it to my shallow friends that's what matters most. I would never go for a guy who is unemployed, underemployed, or not a self-rightous, conceited ass who beats up smaller men for fun. He has to be perfect in every stereotypical, shallow, stupid sense of the word. Oh, and I give them lots of incredible sex too. I don't do it for pleasure and enhancement of the relationship, but to get more things like earrings and fur coats and stuff.
:sarcasm: :eyes:
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Sat Jul-23-05 07:30 PM
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2. sarahbelle, how long have you had this crush on me...? |
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Edited on Sat Jul-23-05 07:30 PM by mike_c
Sorry, babe-- I really don't have time for you now.... :hi:
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Sat Jul-23-05 07:31 PM
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5. Just as I suspected... |
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Sat Jul-23-05 07:33 PM
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Sat Jul-23-05 07:33 PM
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7. I always knew you were my ideal woman. |
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But you can get earrings for sex???? Really? I never knew that! I have been wasting so much time.
Khash.
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Sat Jul-23-05 07:36 PM
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9. In that case I have just the guy for you... |
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Sat Jul-23-05 07:37 PM
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10. just send the flowers |
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along with the furs, jewels, cars, planes & boats
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Sat Jul-23-05 07:39 PM
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I am just not the cute girl's type!
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Sat Jul-23-05 08:19 PM
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12. Wow, he probably doesn't know that you still care... nt |
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