God phones the Pope.

[mac56]

God says, "I've got good news, and I've got bad news."

The Pope says, "I'll take the good news first."

"Okay," says God. "I'm tired of all you people fighting over Me. So I've decided to declare one True Religion."

"That's great!" says the Pope. "That's wonderful news! I've been waiting for this all my life! So what's the bad news?"

God says, "I'm calling from Salt Lake City."

[lildreamer316]

1. oooooh.

you suck donkey balls.

Just kidding.:rofl:

[Quetzal]

2. Another joke

Leonardo Boff, Hans Kung (former Christo-Marxist colleagues of Ratzinger - he personally stopped them from rising within the Catholic heirarchy) and Benedict XVI all die on the same day. They arrive at the Pearly Gates and St Peter welcomes them and says that Jesus wants to see each of them individually.

Boff is first to go in to see Jesus. After half an hour, Boff comes out, shaking his head, and muttering, "How could I have been so wrong?"

Kung is next. Same deal. After a while, Kung too emerges, head in hands: "How could I have been so wrong?"

Benedict is next.

After half an hour, Jesus himself comes out and groans:

"How can I have been so wrong?"