WWHHAAAA. My beautiful coworker

[commander bunnypants]

First. I am married, she is married. But damn she is so good looking. Today she is in a black mini-dress. She looks like a pixie. Just so beautiful. But alas, I must admire her from afar.

BTW- We have a very professional working relationship and I would never jepordize my marriage. Am I wrong for this?


DDQM

[ewagner]

1. Welcome to the human race n/t

[Guaranteed]

2. Dude, forget her.

You don't want to go down this road.

[La_Serpiente]

3. Just watch yourself

don't be in a compromising situation.

[trotsky]

4. If you didn't react like that,

you should probably check your pulse. It's as natural as the tides. As long as you don't act on it, why not admire the female form in its many beautiful variations?

[ewagner]

13. I don't know

how many years it took me to understand exactly what you said. Admiring a beautiful female is great sport! Even better, if you understand that admiring alone is the object and nothing else, you don't have to make any choices or complicate your life in any way.

[Wetzelbill]

5. Grab a bottle of lotion and....

[MercutioATC]

6. For admiring an attractive woman? Of course not.

If she's dressing nicely, she's obviously trying to look attractive. You're simply responding to that.

Admiring from afar is fine. Of course, anything else would be inappropriate...

[GOPisEvil]

7. A black mini-dress at the office?

Hmmm...interesting choice of work attire.

[commander bunnypants]

10. You would not believe it

GOP she is a heartbreaker


DDQM

[GOPisEvil]

12. I know the type...

...she loves the attention, I bet.

One of her friends should tell her to leave the little black dress for the cocktail party, though. ;-)

[Richardo]

16. Maybe they're croupiers in a baccarat salon....

you never know

[GOPisEvil]

17. LOL! OK - in certain cases, it's appropriate.

But, I believe Mr. Demman works in an office setting along with Mr. Underpants (although Mr. UP is in the Keys this week.)

[Maine-i-acs]

8. Smile and say ...

"That's a stunning dress."

Maintain eye contact in a professional fashion while saying this. Then go back to your job. Hopefully just saying it will get it out of your system.

[alwynsw]

9. Back to work, slacker!

We don't pay you to ogle the help.

[hussar]

11. She's teasing you man

she's got you eating out of the palm of her hand, ignore her and she'll go away

[soleft]

25. so.....she should plan her wardrobe based on what Demman is feeling?

Maybe she likes to dress that way. How would you like it if someone told you how to dress based on their sensibilities?

[Rashind]

14. No pictures?

Hah, seriously, though, if you can't look at work, why go?

Oh, yeah. Paychecks and shit.

[Aristus]

15. It's difficult to be married when so much feminine pulchritude is on

display, isn't it? Still, for my part anyway, I think of all the little quirky and cute things my wife does, and how I would die if I lost her. She is truly all that matters.

[XNASA]

18. It's not wrong to admire her so.

But it is wrong to admit it to us DU Lounge Lizards, you perv.

:hi:

[commander bunnypants]

19. Oh sure

If you saw her today. Your tounge would be wrapped around your knees.

DDQM

[XNASA]

20. I'm sure it would.

A pixie in a black skirt. My type for sure.

But I'd never admit it to any of you.

Wait a minute, I think I just did.

:crazy:

[Zolok]

21. The girl who works down the hall from me

officially drove me mad several months ago with her uncomplicated blonde good looks.
I mean this dame is physically perfect! Perfect figure perfect face perfect eyes perfect personality....sigh.
I call her a girl because in the end, she IS twenty years younger than me and thus, could well be my daughter at this point.
No harm in lighting some incense before the shrine o' feminine beauty....
Just don't go hanging' around the temple thinking yer gonna score with the high priestess or anything.
:)

[commander bunnypants]

22. Nah, I am not

I really like her as a coworker and she is good at what she does. But damn the beauty, whaaaaaaaaa,, whaaaaaaaaa. She really is fine.


DDQM

[Wetzelbill]

23. tell me about it

I walk around campus horned up beyond belief. University of Arizona. The first time I ever saw a girl walk by in a pair of boxers and a tiny Wife-beater tank-top, I nearly walked into a brick archway. Too many gorgeous women on earth. It about drives me mad.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

24. Try being a woman in my age group

I see

Wicked glints in the eyes. :-)

Witty intelligence :-)

Kind attitude :-)

Liberal/progressive thinking :-)

Presentable looking :-)

Wedding ring :-(

[Blue-Jay]

26. Nothing wrong with enjoying the scenery.

Being married/involved doesn't make you dead. I like looking at the women where I work.

[tom_paine]

27. Just keep that thought in mind, Demman

Keep admiring her from afar. Keep your mouth shut to coworkers. Avoid compromising situations.

Just relax. You're not the first guy with this problem. Just stay cool and you'll be ok.

PS No, you're not wrong...unless you act on it.

[commander bunnypants]

29. Nope nobody knows

My mouth is shut. Besides, she is happily married, just had a daughter. I am happily married.

I just look and admire. That is it


DDQM

[Skittles]

28. um

this woman dresses like this at work to get attention. Stop giving it to her.