Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

i was asked to stop eating waffles so i wouldn't gain more weight

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU
 
sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:13 PM
Original message
i was asked to stop eating waffles so i wouldn't gain more weight
by zuni
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:15 PM
Response to Original message
1. do you want to fit into a normal sized wedding gown or not?
:eyes:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:16 PM
Response to Reply #1
2. like i would ever be the bride
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Old_Fart Donating Member (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:19 PM
Response to Original message
3. Which one of you guys are going to wear the dress?
Are you pure enough to wear white or will it be a shade closer to gray or black?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:23 PM
Response to Reply #3
4. zuni will be wearing a black dress & bouquet made out of crack pipes
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Old_Fart Donating Member (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:25 PM
Response to Reply #4
7. What are the crack pipes for
Wedding bubbles? :)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:26 PM
Response to Reply #7
9. he can't make it down the aisle without them
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:28 PM
Response to Reply #9
12. if it wasn't for crack cocaine, I wouldn't be able to spend 5 minutes
in a room with you

Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:37 PM
Response to Reply #12
19. at least i don't put out for anyone holding some rock
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:23 PM
Response to Reply #3
5. sundog is a filthy tramp
he will wear a brown dress
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:24 PM
Response to Reply #5
6. go inhale some spray paint
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:25 PM
Response to Reply #6
8. What? Does that mean you huffed up all the model airplane glue?
:eyes:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:27 PM
Response to Reply #8
10. yes... & all the sharpies! now fuck off you skank!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:29 PM
Response to Reply #10
13. you forget your handful of valium this evening?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:38 PM
Response to Reply #13
20. you're right, i need to balance this shit out... give me some fuck face!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Old_Fart Donating Member (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:29 PM
Response to Reply #8
14. Epoxy is a hell of allot cheaper
:)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:27 PM
Response to Original message
11. it's not the waffles as much as it is
the berries and syrup and whipped cream you pile on them.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:30 PM
Response to Reply #11
15. not to mention he is always sedentary from the various
pills he is constantly gobbling
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 09:32 PM
Response to Reply #15
21. if you only knew the half of it
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Zuni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 09:49 PM
Response to Reply #21
22. check this out
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Old_Fart Donating Member (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:36 PM
Response to Reply #11
18. I thought that it was the butter that made the buns get bigger
:shrug:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
usedtobesick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:30 PM
Response to Original message
16. why can't we all just get along?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Old_Fart Donating Member (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-24-05 08:34 PM
Response to Original message
17. Eat pancakes instead
That way you will be able to control the amount of syrup you put on them. Waffles have too many "cracks" and you can never tell how much syrup you have put on them.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Fri Apr 19th 2024, 10:54 PM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » The DU Lounge Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC