What do men really like?

[RandomKoolzip]

Let's get to the bottom of this incredibly important question.


And before I get to the poll, let me outlay a subjectively relevant tidbit:

"Power is the ability to define phenomena and have them act accordingly." - Huey Newton

[barb162]

1. football

[barb162]

2. golf

[barb162]

3. baseball

[Robeson]

12. No barb, not the others. Just FOOTBALL!!!! And I can't wait!...

...NFL is coming up. Oh, Yeah!

[barb162]

16. yeah, they were practicing today in 102 degree heat and people

(men) were out there watching the practice.

[sundog]

4. sex... power is just an illusion

[SarahB]

5. If you want simplicity...

full belly

empty _____

someone intellectually/emotionally compatible who loves them is the bonus

[Redstone]

6. Women.

And children. If they're any kind of man.

Just my opinion.

(Unless, of course, if they're the kind of man who likes other men rather than women, which is perfectly OK with me as well, as you all know. Then the list becomes: Other men. And children.)

Everybody gotta like kids.

Redstone

[RandomKoolzip]

7. Michael Jackson liked kids.

[Redstone]

8. But not women or other men.

So he (or it) doesn't count.

Furthermore he doesn't "like kids" in any moral or legal sense, or any sense that non-perverted people can understand.

So he (or it) doesn't count, yet again.

Redstone

[RandomKoolzip]

11. I'm sorry, you're right:

He wanted "power" over children.

So, it's power.

[Redstone]

14. And the desire for power over other people

is inherently evil and immoral, especially when expressed as a desire to have power over children.

You and I are on the same page here, and I thank you for yor cogent post.

Redstone

[catzies]

9. The remote. Beer. Scantily- or un- clad women. Salty snacks. Motor sports.

They're generally a lot of fun to have around. :D

[Droopy]

10. Lately it's been Diet Coke

Big Red chewing gum and porn sites.

[Placebo]

13. Other men.

Some of them just don't know it yet. ;)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

15. Powerful sex, of course

[Floogeldy]

17. Two hot lesbians making out

You really had to ask?

:P

[BikeWriter]

18. Mmm... Hee hee hee! You smart ass! :-)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

19. Why, no?

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

21. Lol! He is crude but correct, for a number of us anyway. :-)

[Floogeldy]

20. Seriously . . .

Oops! I don't know how I accidently pasted this link into the post.

http://virtualbartender.beer.com/VB2/index.html

Whatever you do, don't type "kiss" into the place your order box.

:hide:

[BikeWriter]

23. Hey, Dude! Where did you get a link to my ex-wife?

:shrug:

[Wapsie B]

22. Love,

a sexual need between two caring people that is unquenchable, intellectual stimulation, a happy home. Those are the biggies anyway. The other stuff is small taters.