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Mon Jul-25-05 02:07 AM
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"old people don't need companionship |
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they need to be isolated and studied to see what useful nutrients we can obtain from them."
i swear i heard homer simpson say this. please tell me i am not imagining things.
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Mon Jul-25-05 02:12 AM
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1. You weren't imagining things |
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Mon Jul-25-05 02:13 AM
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Mon Jul-25-05 02:14 AM
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3. Don't love me, love Google |
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Mon Jul-25-05 02:15 AM
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4. Homer is a cartoon character. |
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"The Simpsons" is satire.
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Mon Jul-25-05 02:16 AM
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5. and satire is often funny |
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and science is dispassionate.
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Mon Jul-25-05 02:22 AM
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6. You get your science from Homer? |
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Mon Jul-25-05 02:23 AM
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i was merely highlighting the absurdity of your tautological rambling.
smooches.
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Mon Jul-25-05 02:26 AM
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In a tautological way? He's a fucking cartoon character. The show is wonderful satire. Smooches back.
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Mon Jul-25-05 02:28 AM
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9. i scratched my head wondering |
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why you would state the obvious. as if these ideas had not occurred to anyone else.
but my point was the humor aspect, not identifying descriptors.
unless of course you were using satire.
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Mon Jul-25-05 02:34 AM
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10. Sorry if I missed the point of your original post. |
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But you did say that you couldn't believe Homer said that old people should be used for nutrients. And I merely replied that he's just a cartoon. Yes. the writers are satirists. One of my favorite satirical pieces is Jonathon Swift's piece justifying eating Irish babies to alleviate the Great Hunger in Ireland.
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Mon Jul-25-05 05:47 AM
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11. Those Bastards... Eating Irish Babies... |
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Don't they know the Scotch one's taste so much better?
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Mon Jul-25-05 07:04 AM
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13. the onLy companion they need is a cLock |
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or a caLendar, to count their days away.
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Mon Jul-25-05 07:55 AM
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I gota coputier thingy havin lotta buttons to pushit is-grat fun pushing butoons especil young pipples buttoons.
just yestirda i tak new chair with wheeeeeels fo a spin. I faild ta account for hill and went WHEEEEEEE GODDAMN down de drive way. It is 'Walking chair' push wakl sit breathe suck up bronkial dilators. Lesbian girls from cross street come out talk with me. I tell them I have fresh box of creamsicles in mi apt.
Good for you they s, say i menn to say.
And so on.
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