Bleach safety tips

[Deja Q]

1. Never pour over carpet.

2. Do not drink bleach.

3. Do not pour bleach into the aquarium.

4. Do not clean your pet's water dish with it.

5. Do not substitute it for water in your pet's water dish.

6. Obey all warnings listed on the label.

7. Buy generic, it's all the same.

8. Do not sniff bleach.

9. Use it on white clothing only.

10. Don't rub it into your skin. Unless you're Michael Jackson.

11. Wear rubber gloves when using bleach. Wear all rubber if possible; drips and sprays can render colors blotchy.

12. Do not use it as an aphrodesiac.

[LynneSin]

1. You forgot the most important rule

Do not use as a sexual lubricant

[datasuspect]

2. don't put it on your weiner

trust me on this one.

[Deja Q]

3. You're not Michael Jackson by any chance?

:rofl:

[Webster Green]

4. Don"t mix with ammonia....

...you won't get an extra powerful cleaner, you will get deadly chlorine gas!

[Deja Q]

6. Cool! (well, not really...)

http://www.dhfs.state.wi.us/eh/ChemFS/fs/chlorine.htm

http://www.injuryboard.com/view.cfm/Article=3351

[motely36]

5. I read this as "Beach Safety Tips"

and wondered why I should not pour on the carpet until I went back and read the title again!

:crazy:

[Deja Q]

7. Because sand is difficult to remove when you dump it into carpet?

:rofl: