Deja Q
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Mon Jul-25-05 09:27 AM
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1. Never pour over carpet.
2. Do not drink bleach.
3. Do not pour bleach into the aquarium.
4. Do not clean your pet's water dish with it.
5. Do not substitute it for water in your pet's water dish.
6. Obey all warnings listed on the label.
7. Buy generic, it's all the same.
8. Do not sniff bleach.
9. Use it on white clothing only.
10. Don't rub it into your skin. Unless you're Michael Jackson.
11. Wear rubber gloves when using bleach. Wear all rubber if possible; drips and sprays can render colors blotchy.
12. Do not use it as an aphrodesiac.
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Mon Jul-25-05 09:27 AM
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1. You forgot the most important rule |
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Do not use as a sexual lubricant
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Mon Jul-25-05 09:28 AM
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2. don't put it on your weiner |
Deja Q
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Mon Jul-25-05 09:31 AM
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3. You're not Michael Jackson by any chance? |
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Mon Jul-25-05 09:32 AM
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4. Don"t mix with ammonia.... |
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...you won't get an extra powerful cleaner, you will get deadly chlorine gas!
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Deja Q
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Mon Jul-25-05 09:35 AM
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6. Cool! (well, not really...) |
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Mon Jul-25-05 09:34 AM
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5. I read this as "Beach Safety Tips" |
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and wondered why I should not pour on the carpet until I went back and read the title again!
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Mon Jul-25-05 09:36 AM
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7. Because sand is difficult to remove when you dump it into carpet? |
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