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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 12:15 PM
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Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits
On a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes
And hooptiously drangle me
with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon
See if I don't.
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 12:16 PM
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1. Sounds like what I'll most likely be writing for the next 3 days
On the Texas bar exam.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 12:16 PM
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2. Wanna borrow my blurglecruncheon?
Or is that against the rules?
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DeposeTheBoyKing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 12:17 PM
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3. Probably
Unless it fits into a clear Ziploc bag and is a writing utensil or eraser.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 12:19 PM
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4. Well, you could conceivably use the pointy end as a writing utensil
Edited on Mon Jul-25-05 12:20 PM by ET Awful
after rending someone in the gobberwarts with the blunt end and using the resultant mess as a primitive form of ink.
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Brotherjohn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 12:21 PM
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5. AAAiiiiggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! NOO!! STTTOOOOPPPPPPP!!!! (nt)
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jul-25-05 12:24 PM
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6. Aren't you going to tell me how much you liked my poem? n/t
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