Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ?

[ET Awful]

See the løveli lakes
The wøndërful telephøne system
And mäni interesting furry animals
Including the majestik møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister. . .

No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...

Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. The people responsible for the subtitles have been sacked.

:D

[ET Awful]

3. Møøse Trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA

Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL

Møøse choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME

Møøse trained to mix concrete and
sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG

Møøses noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER

Large møøse on the left hand side of the screen in the third scene from the end, given a thorough grounding in Latin, French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN

Suggestive poses for the møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

[Spider Jerusalem]

7. Ah. English Swedes.

Is their food twice as bad?

[Swede]

2. Come and sail your schooners up the fjords?

:)

[sasquatch]

4. And their women have big knockers*Monty Python Joke*

[ghostsofgiants]

5. The person responsible for this thread has been sacked

[LynzM]

6. The person responsible....

for sacking the people who have been sacked, has been sacked :evilgrin:

[ghostsofgiants]

8. Haha, well played

[ET Awful]

9. Would you like to meet my Møøse?

[LynzM]

10. Wun ov mani interesting furri animuls

:) He's cute!

[ET Awful]

11. Mooses are one of those animals that are cute in pictures, but if

you ever stand next to one you'll no longer think they're cute.

They're too damned big to be cute :).

[LynzM]

14. Yeah...

I've never "gotten" to do that, and I think I'm glad for it. I've seen Buffalo up close and in person, though, and they are fucking gigantic!!

[Jackpine Radical]

12. The person responsible for thinking ø is a Swedish letter

(not to mention that e-umlaut thingie) should be put in a sack with the lutefisk.

[LynzM]

13. Agreed.

The umlaut is German, and I don't know about the o character. Weird. But funny!

[Jackpine Radical]

17. Well, for a bit more misplaced pedantry, let me remark

that no Germanic language has an e-umlaut. German has ö, ä and ü, and Swedish has ö, for which the Danes and Norwegians use ø. All the Scand. languages use æ and å, which are a+e ligature and "aa."

Nobody may care to know this, but I'm glad I got it off my chest anyway.

[LynzM]

18. Yup, I knew about the German

But the Scand. language stuff is new to me. Neato. Thanks :)

[ET Awful]

15. The persøn respønsible før taking Pythøn quøtes seriøusly shøuld

relax. Perhaps he's just pining før the fjørds?

:evilgrin:

[Jackpine Radical]

16. Ja, ay yoosta haffa Fjord

But now I got wunna dose Finnish cars, yoono, a imp-a-la.

[Initech]

19. And now we will continute the credits in a different and more expensive...

Format.