Boy Dumped After Losing to Girlfriend at Mini-Golf

[Champ]

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A stunned Billy looked on as the crowd chanted "Jessica, Jessica!" But he still had a chance to tie, which would force a playoff hole. But such a playoff was not to be.

"It was by no means an easy shot," said golf analyst Curtis Strange. "The distance to the hole was long, there was a small ridge he had to traverse, and a 12 mph wind threatened to blow even a great shot off course."

All this proved to be too much as Billy's shot went wide right. In frustration, Billy missed the next shot too before finally getting the ball in.

"I beat you," screamed Jessica, kicked Billy in the shins, and then added, "And I'm leaving you."

A heartbroken Billy pleaded with Jessica to change her mind, but she would here none of it. He left for home alone, where he undoubtedly cried himself to sleep. Years later, he will reflect on this incident and realize what a massive tool that he is.
http://www.smthop.com/articles1details.asp?newsnum=673

[Shell Beau]

1. What? This is silly. But if true, good for her!

[Champ]

2. I don't think it's true - read the last paragraph

"I saw Jason Bradley checking me out the other day in English," said Jessica. "I think I might ask my friend to ask him if he likes me. Sure he's a 23 year old high school student with three kids and a crack addiction, but he knows how to treat a lady and he's never once missed a child support payment. And better still, he's the best mini-golf player in all of the county."

[Shell Beau]

4. I just skimmed through it. I guess that would be why

I missed that!

[coloradodem2005]

3. That is pretty funny.

[no name no slogan]

5. "...just like that Dustin Diamond guy"

Screetch's revenge. HAH!

[sniffa]

6. don't you dare mock our 49th president

:mad:

[quisp]

7. sounds like something off theonion.com n/t

[Moderator]

8. Please edit to four paragraphs only

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