Psst... Wanta make a quick $39.50 and up?

[cornermouse]

Get all your old jeans out of the trunks, tie them to your bumper with a long piece of rope and head down the nearest gravel road at a high rate of speed, or wrap a piece of meat in them and throw them over the fence at your neighbor's dog, or tie them to the tread of a caterpillar and go for a ride, or take them to the shooting range and use a shotgun on them, then (and this is optional, remember when your mother used to patch jeans?) you have someone do a really bad job of patching one or two of the holes, stick them in a store window on a mannequin. The official term for these jeans is "destroyed" and they are. You can make a fortune on these things.