I want to start worshipping Progmom. How do I start?

[Taverner]

Is there a sign up list?

Do I need to donate 10% every month?

Would it be enough to post her picture on every square inch of my cube?

[Wetzelbill]

1. Never heard of her

:)

[coloradodem2005]

2. I'll join that list too.

[Taverner]

3. Shhh...if we stare at her with looks of wrapt devotion

And utter awe, she might leave us some holy dryer lint

[progmom]

19. with those eyes of yours?

no problem ;)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

4. psst

[BlueJazz]

5. Buy her a case of reeds to go with the Selmer Sax that the other...

..person is going to buy her....

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

8. Selmer sucks, buy her a Keilwerth

nt

[progmom]

9. no.....i'll take a selmer

:hi:

[sniffa]

6. start at the toes

and work your way up

[Debi]

12. You'd never get past the ankle

[Beware the Beast Man]

18. LOL...I was going to say the same thing.

:D

[Taverner]

7. Hmmmmmm

that might be a start

[sundog]

10. buy her houses & boats & cars

that she can give to me :7

[Misunderestimator]

11. Line starts in the rear...

:shrug:

[Wetzelbill]

13. there's a line?

:P

[Misunderestimator]

14. You know there is.

You've been trying to butt in line for a while now... :P

[Wetzelbill]

15. well, you caught me there

:)

I was just trying to hide behind feigned ignorance. :)

[motely36]

16. just don't say anything about her hair!

x(

[progmom]

17. goof

:loveya:

it was more the lemon comment that got me.