WhollyHeretic
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Mon Jul-25-05 07:51 PM
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Pope gives speech on birth control- Transcript |
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There are Jews in the world. There are Buddhists. There are Hindus and Mormons, and then There are those that follow Mohamed, but I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic, And have been since before I was born, And the one thing they say about Catholics is: They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer. You don't have to have a great brain. You don't have to have any clothes on. You're A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate. Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground. God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found.
Every sperm is wanted. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood.
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, Spill theirs just anywhere, But God loves those who treat their Semen with more care.
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted,... ...God get quite irate.
Every sperm is sacred. BRIDE and GROOM: Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed... ...In your neighborhood!
Every sperm is useful. Every sperm is fine. God needs everybody's. Mine! And mine! And mine!
Let the Pagan spill theirs O'er mountain, hill, and plain. God shall strike them down for Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is good. Every sperm is needed In your neighborhood.
Every sperm is sacred. Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite iraaaaaate!
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Mon Jul-25-05 07:53 PM
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1. God has blessed us so much that I can't afford to feed you, so |
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it's medical experiments for the lot of you. So off with you!
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Mon Jul-25-05 08:04 PM
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2. I just got the DVD yesterday for $8, I hadn't seen it in a while |
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Edited on Mon Jul-25-05 08:05 PM by GreenJ
It's got 2 DVDs and a bunch of funny extras. It has a "Soundtrack for the lonely" which makes it sound like there are other people watching the movie.
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