This is the funniest thing EVER

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

Maybe you've read it before; maybe not. Maybe it's true; maybe not. All I know is that if nothing else in the world can make me smile, this story will do it.

http://shtick.org/Misc/ryans.htm :rofl:

[XemaSab]

1. that's really disturbing

and yes, I laughed.

[DrGonzoLives]

2. Close, but not quite

RealUltimatePower.net still takes the top prize.

[Emops]

12. I love the music on that site.

Very conducive to kicking ass.

[proud2BlibKansan]

3. I had already stopped going to Ryan's

after watching a kid take a bite from the buffet and spit it back into the serving dish.

But this story is a lot worse than that. :puke:

[bertha katzenengel]

4. I was grossed out but still laughed my ass off.

:rofl:

[Wickerman]

5. gross, yet very funny

[jaxx]

6. OMG that was funny

(I had to pass it along!)

[DS1]

7. Over the top

[Dr.Phool]

8. I'm still crying from laughing so hard.

Had a similar experience happen to a woman in a bar I used to bounce in.

I still laugh when I tell that story. And she was wearing white pants and was on the dance floor when it happened.

[Elidor]

9. Someone posts this about every six months

It's still funny after all these years.

[Clintmax]

10. *yuck*!

What a gross story! *shudders*

[greekspeak]

11. If this ever happens to me, I would want my spouse to have me put down

Right there in the Ryans. Then they could have a memorial service in the stall then hose my remains down the drain. :scared: