The doctor gave me 12 hours to live. Ask me anything.

yvr girl

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Mon Jul-25-05 10:50 PM
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The doctor gave me 12 hours to live. Ask me anything.

At least he said he was a doctor...

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sundog

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Mon Jul-25-05 10:51 PM
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1. are you seeking medical advice from the lounge?

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yvr girl

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Mon Jul-25-05 10:53 PM
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2. No - that's against the rules

I might get tombstoned.

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sundog

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Mon Jul-25-05 10:55 PM
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3. you really shouldn't be posting this here... call 911!

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progmom

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Mon Jul-25-05 10:56 PM
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4. i don't think they have 911 in Canada

quick! tap out SOS!!

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sundog

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Mon Jul-25-05 10:58 PM
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8. yivver needs help. stop. hope someone can help her. stop.

please get this message soon. stop.

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yvr girl

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Mon Jul-25-05 10:58 PM
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7. But I've already seen a doctor

Besides everyone knows there are long, long waits to see a doctor in Canada.

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sundog

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Mon Jul-25-05 10:59 PM
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9. aren't your doctors located in abandoned warehouses there?

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yvr girl

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Mon Jul-25-05 11:02 PM
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12. This was some guy on the beach

He said he was a doctor and that he needed to examine me STAT.

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sundog

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Mon Jul-25-05 11:03 PM
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14. so what was the long wait? or was it just long?

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amerikat

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Mon Jul-25-05 10:57 PM
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5. Can I have your apartment?

:hi: and all of your cd's and vinyl?

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yvr girl

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Mon Jul-25-05 11:01 PM
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10. I warn you, it's a bit messy

(Who can clean when the end is nigh? But the hardwood floors are great.)

I only have 8-tracks.

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giant_robot

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Mon Jul-25-05 11:06 PM
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15. 8 tracks? Then the next 12 hours are truly a blessing...

...since you should have been dead many years ago!

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amerikat

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Mon Jul-25-05 11:11 PM
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17. i'll take it thanks.

It's another happy customer at DU.:toast:

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carpetbagger

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Mon Jul-25-05 10:57 PM
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6. Damn socialized medicine.

Come down to the states. Our doctors will tell you whatever you want to hear.

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warrens

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Mon Jul-25-05 11:02 PM
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11. I've rounded up the 16 guys

We'll be landing in about 7 hours. Will that be enough time?

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IChing

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Mon Jul-25-05 11:02 PM
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13. 12 hours to live as what?

Isn't Canadian time zone deal 12 hours ahead of us in the whole time zone thingy?

Which could mean and begs the question

Are you the ghost of future past yet?

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gmoney

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Mon Jul-25-05 11:10 PM
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16. Playing doctor on the beach again?

I'm not concerned... but please don't do anything rash. Just live the day as if it's your last... I mean, today's the first day of the rest of your life!

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ghostsofgiants

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Mon Jul-25-05 11:12 PM
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18. Can I have your stereo?

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sundog

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Mon Jul-25-05 11:17 PM
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22. i already called it

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kodi

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Mon Jul-25-05 11:12 PM
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19. have you sought a second opinion?

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sundog

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Mon Jul-25-05 11:13 PM
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20. are you going to respond to these questions or are you already dead?

Edited on Mon Jul-25-05 11:13 PM by sundog

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ThoughtCriminal

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Mon Jul-25-05 11:14 PM
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21. It's amazing how much you can shred in 12 hours

Don't make your kids do it.

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edbermac

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Mon Jul-25-05 11:18 PM
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23. Can you go to DC and have sex with as many Republicans as possible?

Your condition might be contagious, might as get Rove and his minions out of the picture...:silly:

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