IMPORTANT VIRUS WARNING

[DrGonzoLives]

EMAIL WARNING................

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY.

Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.

It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on
your VCR,and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.

It will program your phone auto dial to call only 0898 numbers.

This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??

It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.

It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine.

If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows XP environment, it
will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.

*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***

[graywarrior]

1. Your signature

:rofl:

[ET Awful]

2. Agreed :)

:spray: :rofl:

[DS1]

6. worthy of thread nomination

[xultar]

3. OMFG your siggy is straight up funny as hell! Reminds me of GD

or GD Politics.

[WhollyHeretic]

4. People should also make preparations to minimize the damage

in case they do get the virus.

1. Drink all your beer, NOW!
2. Burn all your credit cards
3. Boil your fish
4. Throw away all your underwear

Minimizing the potential damage is a very important step in protecting yourself.

[DS1]

5. It packed 2 quarts of quick-set cement up my ass in 4 seconds

:cry:

[graywarrior]

7. So, you're shitting bricks?