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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:20 PM
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Tell me an inside joke.
I want to feel left out. :hi:
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:20 PM
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1. It's as easy as taking M&Ms from an alien
Duh :eyes:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:21 PM
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2. heh heh
:just playing along so i don't look stupid:


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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:30 PM
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10. (Psssst)
My son has a candy dispenser shaped like an alien head (or at least our commercial perception of an alien head) that we keep stocked with M&M's at all times. We keep small bowls next to it so guests can serve themselves when they want some M&Ms. Guests new to the dispenser are shown by our 16-year-old how to get a bowl full of candy.

Now you're in....I know, it isn't as cool as it sounds, but when we're out in public people who are listening to our conversations wonder what they've missed.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:22 PM
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3. "Good going Brad. Try it at 65 psi this time."
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


Even I'm left out of that one. :shrug:
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:23 PM
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5. the look on his face when he said that?
:rofl:

priceless. :rofl:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:23 PM
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4. Couldn't go in
So I was left out on the porch.
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:23 PM
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6. "It says 'socket' not 'sprocket'..."
"...were those plumbers supposed to be here for this show?"
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:23 PM
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7. Who would have known it would have turned into fluff?
that was the punchline to a monstrously funny thing that happened this weekend. It involved two drunk cover bands, a few bags of marshmallows and an angry club owner. Good times
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:24 PM
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8. i think i need to hang out with you!
:hi:
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:29 PM
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9. you might wake up the next day
with a few unusual scrapes and bruises but always a good time is had by all!
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:31 PM
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11. Is that how I got the whipped cream in my hair?
I never did figure THAT one out. :bounce:
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Reverend_Smitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:35 PM
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16. it's quite possible
:evilgrin:
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:32 PM
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12. The extra M is for garbanzo.
n/t
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:32 PM
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13. How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. You send a message to the light bulb to change itself.
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NoPasaran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:33 PM
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14. Wait! Isn't eight times seven fifty-SIX?
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liontamer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:35 PM
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15. he must be taking propecia.
:)
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Misunderestimator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:39 PM
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17. I'd rather tell you an outside joke.
Caption is: "Perran and Annie share a joke outside the church."



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two gun sid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:43 PM
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18. "I guess they won't get their Electricity Merit Badges".
A co-worker told me that this morning.
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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-26-05 12:47 PM
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19. I wish STANLEY would tell me an inside joke!
:D
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