Oooh LADIES! What would you say if I picked you up with THIS?!?

[DS1]

[MissB]

1. Nuh unh.

[liontamer]

2. I'd be cool

so long as you weren't dressed like the guy in the last pic

[Trigger Hippie]

3. Oh, Heeeellll no.

:puke:

[DS1]

4. Oh come on, I know you love a good double smoke-stack

on your vehicles :eyes:

[Trigger Hippie]

7. Yeah, concentrated pollution put out by my date's vehicles

is sooooo sexy... :eyes:

[DS1]

9. .....

It's got a hemi

[Trigger Hippie]

12. Well, in that case....

it must be ok. :P

[dweller]

29. nah...that's a volkswagen engine

from the looks of it.

dp

[Misunderestimator]

5. That looks like fun... when will you be by?

[DS1]

6. After I get my chaps custom painted

[Misunderestimator]

8. Oh yeah! Chaps.... classy!

[noamnety]

10. It looks like a cross between

a motorcycle and a riding mower.

[Heidi]

11. I would say . . .

there are less dangerous ways of getting a woman's legs around your shoulders. :shrug:

[auntAgonist]

13. ...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


too funny!!!!!!!!!!

[DS1]

14. and then you can rest your feet up on the mirrors and give birth to

the first of our children :bounce:

[Heidi]

15. Perhaps, DS1

(DUer whom I'm growing to like very much) you haven't read enough of my posts yet to know that among my aspirations in life, childbirth is right up there with diptheria and the ebola virus.

[DS1]

19. Oh, fine

Sheesh, everything has to be so difficult these days. Find a surrogate mom who doesn't like daylight, movement, dry air, or living on the 1st or 2nd floor of a house and you won't have to have the kids yourself.

[Heidi]

26. Hey, there's an idea!

:rofl:

[Trigger Hippie]

17. .....

:spray:

:rofl:

Good one!

[caty]

16. "Good bye"

[RebelOne]

18. No way. I wouldn't ride on anything

that even resembles a motorcycle.

[redqueen]

20. Um... are those things even fun to ride?

Four wheels to two, and two wheels to three.

[DS1]

21. Goes well with my three legs

:7

[redqueen]

22. .

:rofl:

[SOteric]

23. You're in charge of figuring out

a comfortable way to make out in the back.

[underpants]

24. You better have one of those if you hope to charm the ladies

away from that heartbreaker in the first picture.

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[Heidi]

27. My sister would say . . .

"Um, this isn't a car."

[proud2BlibKansan]

28. I'd say you wouldn't be getting any

in the back seat tonight.