I kick ass. Eat it, beeyotches.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

I just programmed a MAJOR feature into our VoIP software. It worked straight out of the bat. No core dumps. No funky side effects.

My ego is now the size of Texas. Bow before me, mortals.

[Shell Beau]

1. Yada yada yada...

[nickgutierrez]

2. My ego is bigger than yours. n/t

[Skittles]

3. like your ego wasn't as big as China before your non-dump VoIP

:D

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Those were rumors. It was the size of Italy.

Next step: Ukraine.

[matcom]

4. hey, how do you like your VoIP?

we are moving to it next month.

curious.

oh and CONGRATS!! :hi:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

6. And you didn't hire US to do the job?

SHAME!

[matcom]

7. ummmmmm

that isn't quite the helpful general reply i was going for :P

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

8. Check your inbox. (nt)

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. I'll eat what ever you dish out, bro

You da mizzan!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

10. Then have some Spanish potato tortilla

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

11. DONE!!!!

Mmm - Spanish potato tortilla!!!!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

12. I add a Brazilian touch

Tuberous-rooted chervil, known as "batata baroa" (baroness potato) here.

[sendero]

13. I did stuff like that every day..

.... when you were in diapers :)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

14. No point going into a pissing match with somebody who programmed computers

in the late 60s.

I bow to your superior punch-card geekiness.

[sendero]

16. Actually..

... I didn't start programming until the early eighties. Never touched a punch card. But hey, I can't tell how old you are - it is possible that you were in diapers then :)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

17. Let the pissing match begin!

I started in the samne time as you! I am 40!

[sendero]

18. I'm 50..

... and left the programming profession 3 years ago. But I did enjoy it, mostly doing Windows C++ OOP stuff, and especially fond of developing user interfaces that people could figure out :)

Piss farther than that DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

19. I coded a multi-user, multi-tasking OS...

...that could run in PC XTs!

And no, I'm NOT bulshitting you. I swear.

[sendero]

20. Ok...

... you win. But I can still piss farther!

[Deja Q]

15. Sorry, that's not my fetish!

:P