What do plants really want?

[Jara sang]

Water:



Sunlight:

[XemaSab]

1. Both:

the water is essential for transporting sugars and nutrients around and also serves to maintain turgor pressure.

The sunlight is essential for creating said sugars.

Is that you, Dr Bigg?

[Jara sang]

3. You know sharks eat seagulls don't you? I saw it...

on shark week

[XemaSab]

7. These are not seagulls.

If you persist in calling them "seagulls," I will have to put you on ignore.

:-)

[Jara sang]

9. I've been around alot of gulls

what are they, if not gulls?:hi:

[XemaSab]

11. These are Red Legged Kittiwakes

(Rissa brevirostris).

They are endemic to the west coast of Alaska, and there are only a handful of records for the lower 48.

And they're superior to sharks. :-)

[smartvoter]

10. The one on the left is NOT a gull?

[XemaSab]

12. oh no...

they're Red Legged Kittiwakes.

[FuzzySlippers]

2. Tropisms.

The vegetable's orgasm.

[Jara sang]

4. You are telling me plants have feelings?

Pishaw... I'm an anti-vegetablist.
:P

[intheflow]

5. Mozart.

I know this. I have ESP abilities. (Extra Sensory Photosynthesis)

[Jara sang]

6. How'd you know I wasn't thinking of Mozart?

damn you're good

[caty]

8. They want to be talked and sung to.

And, if they're sad, they like a good joke.