I'm offended

[MrScorpio]

Gimme today's reason

[ghostsofgiants]

1. The price of postage stamps

[MrScorpio]

3. Goddammed over priced postage stamps

$35 to mail a cat by Express.

Good thing I skipped on the insurance

[ghostsofgiants]

10. In my day we could ship a cat overseas for a nickel and some gingham

[jeff30997]

2. It's not my fault if I like to have sex with dolphins !

[MrScorpio]

4. Nope, it's not your fault

But I do take it that you have to sleep on the wet spot.

Even steven

[two gun sid]

5. Well, at least animals don't take all your money...

then run away and hide from you.

[Bat Boy]

6. I think you can reasonably blame it on the dolphins.

Sexy little nymphs, with those cute little blow holes...

[jeff30997]

8. How great to meet a fellow dolphinophile !

[Bat Boy]

16. Oh, no. I was just trying to help you along.

Personally, I think you're a perv.

Dolphins. Sheese, ya sick bastard.

Now if you want to talk badgers....

[jeff30997]

17. LOL!

[norml]

7. You're offended? Ha! I'm really offended.

And I don't have to tell you why.

In fact I don't think I've ever been so irrationally angry while on DU.

[jeff30997]

9. Me too ! Who's next ?

[In_The_Wind]

11. not me

except for this one LITTLE thing

























I'm going to bed alone again ... birds are not good to cuddle with while you're sleeping!

[MrScorpio]

13. Only if, Honey Pants

Only if

[In_The_Wind]

18. right ~

*sigh* life is like that sometimes darned it ! ! ! ! !

[IChing]

12. The universe's time scale does not scale well with humans

It's too relative and that is the reason.

[MrScorpio]

15. We'll just wait and see if that changes

I've got plenty of time

[IChing]

23. Time is here today--- Can't remember who did that but

Hendrix said

And if I don't meet you no more in this world
Then I'll, I'll meet you in the next one
And don't be late, don't be late

WTF did he know about time?

[jeff30997]

22. I totally agree !

[IChing]

29. Damn Jeff you need to post your photos in the cat section

What are you holding in your hand?
Looks like a drink?

[Zuni]

14. waffle iron futures are down

:grr:

[MrScorpio]

21. That only plays in Belgium, Buddy

And I hate Belgium

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

19. missing active duty already?

awwwwww, you can always re-up dude!

[MrScorpio]

24. Aww, fuck no

It's kids turn to go play in the sand box

Not mine

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

26. Hey... I am a retired E8 Boatswain's Mate

I have props, too, ya know.

[HawkerHurricane]

20. I'm Hawker

Pleased to meet you.

[MrScorpio]

25. No offense from you, Pal

You've got.... props

[HawkerHurricane]

30. Singular.

Prop. Single prop.

[manic expression]

27. Bush is still in office n/t

[MrScorpio]

28. My head almost exploded

Held it down with a towel