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Wed Jul-27-05 08:50 AM
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Poll question: What questions are answered in Dianetics? (humor) |
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If you watched late-night television in the 1980s, you might remember the ads for L.Ron Hubbard's books Dianetics. Hubbard is the founder of Scientology. The ad showed the book emerging from a cartoon volcano while questions were posed in text along with a page number where the answers can be found.
What questions are answered in Dianetics?
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Wed Jul-27-05 09:01 AM
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1. The biggest question of them all..... |
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...can a failed crappy science fiction writer fool enough people into buying his self-help drivel and get rich in the process?
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Wed Jul-27-05 09:04 AM
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Wed Jul-27-05 09:29 AM
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3. "Hookin' up words and phrases and clauses"... |
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Oh great, now I'll be singing THAT all day.
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Wed Jul-27-05 09:31 AM
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4. Verb! That's what's happening! |
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Wed Jul-27-05 09:33 AM
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5. LOL! Thanks, loved those choices! (n/t) |
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Wed Jul-27-05 10:12 AM
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6. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! Nominated nt |
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Wed Jul-27-05 10:15 AM
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7. How can suckers be relieved of their money? |
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Wed Jul-27-05 10:21 AM
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Wed Jul-27-05 10:20 AM
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8. The toilet paper roll: over or under? |
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Wed Jul-27-05 10:22 AM
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10. I actually thought of that. |
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There are only ten spaces available for a poll. :spray:
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Wed Jul-27-05 11:29 AM
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Wed Jul-27-05 02:16 PM
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Wed Jul-27-05 10:01 PM
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13. Night crew should see this nt |
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Wed Jul-27-05 10:08 PM
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14. Funny stuff, best poll today... |
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.... too bad there wasn't room for "wipe forward or backwards, and why"?
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Wed Jul-27-05 10:15 PM
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15. He did it on a bet to get out of paying taxes. |
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There is a true prophshit. Just like those polygamist guys in Texas and Utah that drop 13 and 14 year old boys off in the middle of a world that they have been cut off from, and don't know how to survive in. It's all about money and access to increasing younger women.
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Wed Jul-27-05 10:24 PM
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16. Does the Pope shit in the woods? |
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Wed Jul-27-05 10:25 PM
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17. Goddam, why don't you pull your head out of your ass? |
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Thu Jul-28-05 02:47 AM
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18. Oh stop it- I'm laughing so loud I'm going to wake everybody up! |
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Thu Jul-28-05 06:51 AM
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Thu Jul-28-05 07:04 AM
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20. I always knew Greg and Marcia were doing it! |
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Thu Jul-28-05 07:06 AM
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21. How to get a beard, page 117 |
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Thu Jul-28-05 07:52 AM
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22. "Did I fire six shots or only five?" p.85 |
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Didn't have room for that.
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Thu Jul-28-05 08:25 AM
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23. Exactly what is growing out of the old gym bag I found in the basement? |
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Is it conscious? And, if so, should I name it and feed it vitamins every morning?
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